Showboat Blastoff - Full Blown Erection lyrics

[Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff] Well its Wednesday again ive been sitting flaccid for most of the week Chilling on my cheeks And I already prank phone called the geek from dawsons creek “Hello, my name is Larry I got your bluray box set in my hand Your personal number was in the liner notes Would you like to join me for some corn on the cob” Into another room Where I recently sharted Wang in hand for the rare case that I get carded That's when the lightbulb goes off! Lets take this joke to the streets and bring the cars to a screech But first I gotta change into sweats pants if im gonna entertain you pissants (sing) Now im telling you right off the bat This is gonna be hilarious Theres no way this could be a dud I got my pud on scud (UHHHH) Omy god they love me love me this at the laundry mat Note to self cure that itch with a tube a tube of monostat And if your street cred dips below two hundred its time To stiffen up and walk the streets you are optimus prime Then campaign! Shake peoples hands like you were running for re-election Flexing in the intersection with an erection [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] When Im at the grocery store Check out my erection Check out my erection Check out my erection When Im at the traffic light Check out my erection Check out my erection Check out my erection [Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff] Ignore all the crap I got going on in my lap I make a bold move and point to my crotch and say “Hoss, I think you need to talk to the boss” Hes not happy with the current Takahiro Report, best case scenario he'll rea**ign you Elevator eyes up from my lobby to my kimosabe Fully sweatpantsed stranger in the streets eating pizza like Stacey Keech I'm handing out the smelling salts improving, improving the town Mental clipboard gets a check when your eyes get caught panning down Pinnochio in my pants, as I hammer hammer dance now I got you all in a trance, your all going to be late for work now Inner pocket material is hanging out looking like an elephant, its sooo relevant Even at the zoo the owls hard time telling whos who Squash those skinny jeans, I need a loose fitting garment For maximum surprise hit off the costume department This isn't s**ual release, im out here performing a social experiment Im daring you to stare at it It has a calming effect when you reflect on me being erect So before you call the cops, you need to pause and realize That while all you bros are out pounding Strohs, im straight making history with my pachaderm nose [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] When Im at the grocery store Check out my erection Check out my erection Check out my erection When Im at the traffic light Check out my erection Check out my erection Check out my erection [Verse 3: Showboat Blastoff] In my cubicle again, its 8 am and I already already finished my bagel Theres a birthday party being planned in conference room B Looks like my entire intramural basketball teams all in there I think I'll grow and show again! Uh oh here we go again! [Verse 3: Kool Keith] Erection k**er bone hard Magnum man So large Park the car See my balls Girls wet with phone cords All of y'all menopause Condom with those bus tours Showboat out with ladies on with hard on Erection with the milk white Fit in her real nice Let her pay the freak price Eating cooking freak rice Hard like that monster Pop star condom Lubrication bo*er strip club owner You k** my bo*er Hard to the uterus Show you how i do with this Baby you look cute with this Show me how you work your lips