Showboat Blastoff - Disrobe lyrics

[Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff] I wrote the book on mammography Its called Focus on the human Breast Now heres a Nissan for you to rest your bu*tock cheeks on When I was a little man, my Me Maw called me needle nose My Me Maw pa**ed, display your lunch, spread your a** Now if the daylight runs out, we can just move this inside The sky goes dark, im on a mission while im running in place while pissing I could see the look of regret on your face so let me read you my resume If I may may may may may may I built a 10 megapixel camera out of a coconut which you can upload via wifi or usb Man, Now that takes guts I revolutionized the way people revolutionize theories and concepts Conceptual exceptionalism is my bread and jism OCTOPUS AS A JUMPROPE, octopus as a jumprope That's my main mode of transportation, end of conversation Looking at me like you don't believe me Believe me (funny voice) Open up the door to my whip and you hear a zip I got goats in my house those aren't chocolate chips Did I mention I made a digital camera out of a coconut? When it comes to cameras, im youre guy If I was such a creep why would I invite you to watch me excrete In my living room is my luxurious teepee where you can kiss my peepee No pressure [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Disrobe, show your naked body Disrobe, Disrobe, Disrobe Disrobe, show your naked body Disrobe, Disrobe, Disrobe Disrobe, show your naked body Just don't leave your pants on just don't leave your pants on Disrobe, show your naked body Disrobe, Disrobe, Disrobe [Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff] Now serving number 67 Well that's meeeeeee! And it's a good thing, that I brought my a**istant's a**istant Cause it seems in the last few weeks that we have been growing exponentially distant I m afraid I have to wear a bread bag on my arm At least until my cast comes off But Im not afraid to fart on a man in skinny jeans who uses the phrase awesome sauce I am evolved, highly evolved I say this as I gesture gesture gesture towards my balls Now if you could just keep a lid on the fact that you've seen me use a cheat sheet while trying to pull off this move called THE HAT I know, I know I always make it look easy when that, when that cameras beneath me, but the tricky part is that 5 person stack And I can never find my clippers! You can learn a lot about a person, watching from a tree That's what this a**hole told me as I choked him out He said its easier to see, from up in that tree, all my details when its time to disrobe [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Disrobe, show your naked body Disrobe, Disrobe, Disrobe Disrobe, show your naked body Disrobe, Disrobe, Disrobe Disrobe, show your naked body Just don't leave your pants on just don't leave your pants on Disrobe, show your naked body Disrobe, Disrobe, Disrobe