[Intro] I want all you skinheads to get up on your feet Put your bracers together and your boots on your feet And give me some of that old, old stomping (Rat Boy!) [Hook: Rat Boy] He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny What's this, are you taking the piss? Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this sh** Come here, b**h" [Verse 1: Rat Boy] I tried getting past the bouncer, but I couldn't get through He said 'Hold it there mate, well this isn't you' 'It's not a fake ID, it's just not mine' 'Well, I'm taking this off you son - identity theft, that's a crime' So I'm standing on the street, got no one else to meet I'm bored and I'm alone so I start to walk home Regrettable decision and slightly blurred vision Turned down this alley and this young man grabbed me [Hook: Rat Boy](x2) He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny What's this, are you taking the piss? Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this sh** Come here, b**h" [Verse 2: Big Narstie] Grey Goose, Henney, Jägerbombs, Ground Control Beam me up to Major Tom, cuz, I'm on a major one Get drunk, buzzing, hype, I'm on a major one Scream gas, you're getting paper, son Dirty, coming with ba**, in the strip club getting that face Nah fam, come in all raged, to the vampires coming for my flow I will do a man like Blake, biting my flow is a criminal offence And Rodney King beatings will be made Base, man can't F with the ba** Come to the show with the insane glow (where's Rat Boy?) Give me two bills for the O Yo, 16 fit for the notes Two girls sitting in the car looking s**y Look at the arse on that, yo, I put the mic on that BDL's in the building, yo, mandem turn up, yo 1000 watts, I turn up light, G Bouncers wanna talk sh** about ID Little girls wanna flex like big girls, cor blimey I'm not a nonce and Jimmy Savile is not my wave So these little girls better come to man with ID, base [Hook: Rat Boy](x2) He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny What's this, are you taking the piss? Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this sh** Come here, b**h"