Shottysteve - CS:GO Rap lyrics

Yo its your boy shottysteve, lets start this sh** off, slow Just ready up so we can play some CS:GO Quick, get me a deagle I'm legendary eagle Shots like fnatic, they're practically illegal 1 click, ya dead 2 clicks, ya philip 3 clicks ya can count higher than valve can develop I'm n0thing, except before he smoked weed I'm on cloud9, only when I'm on speed When I hop they call me franky, but frankly I don't give a damn And his subs i can't stand They probably can't even stand Cause my hops are so wild people say they look planned But if ya can't play fair then you might as well get banned Everytime I play, it seems like I get reported But if you actually think im hacking then maybe you should record it When i was a fetus, my mom had me aborted So i hit her with a pan, and my parents had me deported Wait, what? J-just keep goin' Aborted, what? Just play the track 12 keys, no f**s 30 bucks down the drain Just a case of the blues Cases of blues I feel like im f**in' watching blues clues We found a clue! (yep) Valve is j**s First they f**ed the ranks now they're f**in the sounds Its like they wanted us to say thanks But they clearly got the downs Its not worth the wait, they should drop a few pounds Just take it from steel, n' drop a few rounds This is a tutorial on how to use the AWP Before you flick and shoot, first you have to, stop Well thats it, my tutorial is over I am the WarOwl and I still, Am a poser Its like Sparkles' and his tages' taught us smurfing was okay And lolyou taught it was cool to be gay But if you wanna learn, learn from esea Like how to pay 8 bucks to be a miner for a day Yo but how is that though?