Shorty B - Pimp Me lyrics

So what are you sayin Todd? So what are you sayin Todd? Beyotch!! Ha-ha-ha-ha yeah $hort Dog still in this mothaf**a for the nine-six Like this Here comes the ho with the big nuts He's flowin like a breeze I said here comes the ho with the big nuts And he's flowin like a breeze Too $hort: This ain't Halloween, ain't no trick or treat You young silly a** hoes can't get sh** for free I give a f** about what n***as been buyin you I'm $hort Dog b**h, I ain't tryin to Get on your good side, you better get with me So we can roll in luxury Around the world, gettin money I'm pimpin hoes on Sunday I'm the kind of n***a that you'll work all night fo' Won't discriminate, I'll pimp a Chinese-White ho You never seen money with a black man's face But I swear mothaf**a I done had my taste Can't slow down, full speed ahead I'm laughin at you squares sayin pimpin is dead They say s** can k**, you catch AIDS and sh** But the fact stand, hoes get paid from tricks I'll never let a ho, pimp me I'll never let a ho, pimp me And all my hoes say (pimp me daddy) Kool-Ace: I'll never ever, be pimped again I had to be played once to really understand But I appreciate it, $hort cause I related I probably stuck my game and ah participated Got baptised, it wasn't a dream Now I'm mackin with the Dangerous Crew, and smokin green Hit old school playas up, on their help And we all decided to take a trip We on a world tour, checkin our clientele Want to see how much p**y these hoes can sell Feds say this crew is scandelous Wanna charge us all for pimpin and panderin ]From the Mississippi Valley to the A-T-L to Chi-town, Oakland These b**hes will understand P-I till the day I D-I-E Ha-ha you'll never pimp me!! I'll never let a ho, pimp me I'll never let a ho, pimp me And all my hoes say (pimp me daddy) *Sir Captain & Sir Charles Talking* Sir Charles: Ahh Sir Captain... Sir Captain: Yeah what's goin on Sir Charles? Sir Charles: Man what ever happened to that great fine b**h You had the other day? Sir Captain: Yeah, that old b**h come to me the other day man Talkin about she wanna do her old pimpin, I knocked that b**h down man, I asked that b**h "What part that you Understand b**h? Because I don't undertstand none of it Ho, you's a ho to me b**h, you done still ho ho ho... Sir Charles: So what you sayin, you never let a b**h pimp you man? Sir Captain: Never man. Hey Sir Charles, what about that little Expensive broad I seen you the other say with you know, that little cutie-pie That little Baby girl? Sir Charles: Oh you talkin bout Unique, my little-bitty bear... Sir Captain: Yeah, she that little old six-pence lookin girl, you know she Look kinda fine to me... Sir Charles: Man that girl went to work the other night and brought me $999 Off the street... Sir Captain: You go boy... Sir Charles: She asked me would I loan her $10 so she can get me a grand I said b**h you got to be crazy, go turn another date and Put My money in my mothaf**in hand... Sir Captain: Ah man, ain't nuttin but pimpin there... Sir Charles: This ain't no joke, I'll never let a b**h pimp me... Sir Captain: Never, never... Sir Charles: Say man you know we rollin with this Dangerous Crew... Sir Captain: Oh yeah, with ol' $hort Dog, you know he good for the pimpin Sir Charles: He got ol' Suga Ray and Ace over there Sir Captain:You know Goldy comin back in here, you know Goldy comin back in now Sir Charles: Oh sh**, it's gonna be big pimpin in this Atlanta, G-A Goldy: I be flippin hoes like a spatula, rakin em in like a new Acura Bitin em with this game makin em mines for life like Dracula It's like hypnosis, I pimps your mother, I pimps yo' sis Hoes be nothin but slaves for me, ready to go to their graves for me I'm lookin for a ho to knock, hit with a Goldy lock Get at the ho, spit at the ho, now I got ho rollin co*k Pimpin ain't easy, I went from jeans, t-shirts, and tennis shoes To gators and suits and zebra hats, my pimpin tools, I win or lose My hoes be bringin me hoes, now I got more hoes than a golf course With a** like a soft horse, I get em with game and never with all force With a pimp stick on a pimp throne, that lazy ho better get goin Ho ain't workin on Daddy's scratch, she bout to feel the grill of a Cadillac I was yours when the ho wouldn't leave me, cause an agry ho would decieve me But I'm ten G's ahead of that ho, you want your sh** better get it and go But I be laughin with Sir Captain cause he always handle what happen Fall in love with the pimpin and gettin ho money and be like f** this rappin I'll never let a ho, pimp me I'll never let a ho, pimp me And all my hoes say (pimp me daddy) *Sir Captain & Sir Charles Talking Until Fade* Sir Charles: Hey Captain, ain't you glad pimpin ain't dead? Sir Captain: Yeah, one time I thought the pimpin was dead man, all the b**hes of mine ran off, I called the Pimp God right, and he put Me on hold and said his b**h run off. I thought pimpin' was dead Then, but he called back though and said it was all good...