Shooter Williamson - Loosest Aussie Bloke Ever lyrics

I've drunk so much f**ing water. Oh, hey world. How are you? So you've heard the rumours, have you? Us Australians. Pretty wild bunch, hey? Well, you know, it's no lie. Come with me for an afternoon and I'll show you exactly how loose us Aussies are. Come on, I'll totes show you. You f**ing coming? Just going out with some of my boys tonight, man. Just putting up. Going to be bombing up some toilets. And you know what? I don't even think I'm going to bring my puffers with me 'cause I'm off the rails, c*nt. I don't give a f**. I better take one. I should always have one with me. Aw, f**, man. I once had six beers in one night. That's technically a binge. I f**ing wrecked my body, man. I f**ing ruined myself. I'm barefoot in public. See why everyone says I'm so loose. I stole twenty cents off dad's bedside table. It's pretty good. Haven't had a piece of fruit today. For real. Yeah, I'm only wearing 15 SPF sunscreen right now, outside. I don't give a f**. I should probably put 30 on, really. Even though it's cloudy. My friends all say I'm so loose, hey, because house cats are direct relatives of lions and tigers. And I'm just f**ing holding one. That's f**ing loose, ay. So this is my room. Uh, where I sleep. Uh, just the one light in the roof there. On, off. No night lights, no. When that one's off it's just me and the darkness. And I don't give a f**. This right here is the loosest sh** ever. Just come in here. You're going to lose your sh**, ay. Dead kid. f**ing stabbed him. Found him in the playground. Don't know whose it is. f**, that's actually pretty loose, ay.