Well if life's a bowl of cherries Why is mine the pits Well I feel like crap from the bottom of my boots to my hat to my fingertips I wanna get drunk get stoned get high and hang out with my friends And all I need is a woman's warmth And that's where you come in I wanna get high and then get higher Every city is just a little bit different in the same way I wanna get drunk and then get drunker Live every minute to the limit till the end of my days Well the bus pulls up the honky tonk And there's a line around the honky-block Ya know, that's what these crackers love to see Ya see I threw out my fishing line and honey I caught you When after the show in the back of the bus Oh sweetheart I know what you wanna do You wanna high and then get higher Every city is just a little bit different in the same way Wanna get drunk and then get drunker Spend every minute to the limit till the end of my days Now sit down honey I'm gonna tell you the truth for the first time Oh no dinner no movie no flowers no malls no suit no tie no cell phone calls no promises popcorn roller skates diamond rings Or makin' cakes no brand new fast cars ice cream candy bars checkin' in callin' back no (do you think I'm fat) kiss me once Kiss me twice damn you feel nice thank you dear do you think I might see you next year? Stoned and then get stoneder Every woman's just a little bit different in the same way I wanna get drunk and then get drunker Yeah live every minute to the limit till the end of my days