Shonen Knife - Heavy Song lyrics

A strawberry cake, it is my headache. I always try to resist temptation, but I lose. How nice if i ate (cakes) But didn't get fat I feel like eating cakes Just before going to bed Heavy cream What a charming word A rare cheesecake At my coffee break I ate it and soon repented having it I dont want to be Like the big elvis I must guard against being overweight Some pumpkin Makes me grow fat See me at the scales How much do you weigh Wont you have some tasty cakes from now on Tomorrow is the day To stop eating cakes Its like talking to a statue in the park