Shofu - Critical Hit! lyrics

[Shofu] Just won a gym battle, now gimme my badge See you talkin sh** but you ain't doin nothin like Splash You can catch me with a new chick every season like Ash On these beats I go retarded stupid call me Sgt. Bash Ok she flashed me I'm the one you can't see Long dick, hard body, you can call me Phanpy Colder than a Jynx but still spit fire like a Magby You ask me Retreat yo Pokes cuz this sh** could get nasty Actually They say shofu for president Alakazam intelligent You n***as irrevalent See through you like a Jellicent I am sick with no medicine A Pokemon specialist I'm too hot but don't fan me, no muthaf**in elephant [Shizzy Sixx] I said the fire breather's back, like I'm Ash's f**in Charizard Showin that a prison cell will never go as hard with bars Stun Spore spits, leavin n***as at a stand still Cuz your whole style is older than an Aerodactyl I'm mad ill, Pokerus Known to SonicBoom ya And I'm mothaf**in fly, you'll never change from a Kakuna b**h you'll be Slashed Filleted as a Feebas Your girl will be Thrashed Her face nutted, that's how we Splash Suicune! The majestic of the trio With a style so cold that my flow is 30 below Freezin the the lives of these fish, then dismiss Even if you knew Jirachi, you wouldn't heal from a Wish [Shofu] If you Wishin for some health you gon be sh** up outta luck This is Perish Song, turn 3, your f**in time is up WDFAFDNX we do not give a f** All my opposition are Cradily's you losers f**in s** [Shizzy Sixx] This is war, and with my party you don't match up You say you got the time to fight, you lookin at Dialga I run the seconds and every moment you livin b**h In this contest you ain't leavin with a Ribbon trick [Shofu] Lock-On your head in a scope We switch it up like a volt We keep it poppin we never stoppin I told you befo' We make it rain you get Soaked I'm shinin', witness the Growth These nuts are what I Bestow Get out that Circular Throw [Shizzy Sixx] So you tellin me you iller and you mad flyer? That's like using Rock Slide on a Quagsire It ain't working, so quit, stop it you ain't poppin You n***as sweeter than an Oran Berry f**in Poffin It's shofu and Sixx, sibling slayers born ill Battling with us you suffer a connected Horn Drill b*tch!