Shofu Tha Beatdown - Pokémon Rap - Pokémon Cypher 2016 lyrics

[Intro: Shofu] Yeah! We're back! You asked for this, we did this for y'all, man! Don't blame me when your house burns down Cypher 2016, GO! [Verse 1: Shofu] I'm back up on my Gary Oak sh** Every hit is critical, my energy is focused You gon' need a Potion Bars is straight Corrosion We blowin' up you hate then you get caught in the Explosion This King N on his throne This the illest Pokémon flow I'm just riding round in my city catching these hoes like Pokémon GO And you n***as already know Fire flashin' Shofu know he hot Your girlfriend see my lure I keep her coming like a PokéStop I got zero matches lost Come get all your badges dropped You soft I roast a n***a 'till he lookin like a Flareon My bag is topped, I'm on another level in a candy shop You talkin' sh** but when I come around you gone like Ash's pops Pockets heavy b**h I'm balling like Magearna My back against the wall I draw that weapon like a Smeargle Welcome to the art show Rattata you F.E.A.R. us I'm lookin for a queen right now I got a Nidorina Ain't nobody hot as me Always been a prodigy I'm Hard Body, what's a strong arm to Deoxys-D Snorlax in my way but n***a that ain't even stoppin' me Incense on my shirt it's crazy how these b**hes flock to me The flow's shocking like a Rotom in your TV Encore on my verse cuz you gon' leave my sh** on repeat I'm headed to the top you gon' need Future Sight to see me My team is too strong you don't wanna see the CP Boy this the Pokémon Cypher You don't feel this sh** then you's a motherf**ing liar Bars hit you heavy leave you lookin' like a Psyduck Dialga on my wrist and he's saying that yo time's up [Verse 2: Shofu and Scoot] I will never lose Which one you choose The Sun or the Moon b**h we don't do interviews Playin' games, throwin' flames in and out the booth I'm boostin up I hit Baton Pa**, get 'em Scoot And we been the truth My top down, spin around, I'm in a villain suit My flow Surf boy you gonna need an inner tube And you knowin' you the greatest when they Mimikyu Run this sh**, hold B, got my tennis shoes I'm comin' back like a U-Turn Bite a n***a's style, get your muhf**in' tooth hurt No hands like a Wooper The way a n***a Dazzlin' I'm leaving unaffected if you really want to shoot first The freshest up in Lumiose it's all in my clothes I'm throwin' balls at your chick like Pokémon GO She a Tropius I put banana all in her throat We got a team of Legendaries but don't nobody know And you already know I got the Dex, let me get 'em Snatch yo chick and then I get that p**y hot, that's Litten Cold I need mittens Soundproof I don't listen You ain't talking money got Amnesia I forget 'em Battle anybody with him You don't even want to press Start Hit a couple times and now you lookin' like a Wimpod You losin' I'm winnin' you don't understand it Spit Poison, I'm Fire, I look like Salandit My style, my Swagger too much for you randoms My arms on yo head now you look like a rabbit The bars so ugly like a Palpitoad b**h I'm hotter than the sun, Solgaleo I got an Alpha flow, I put you in the ground with it Choose a path to go, boy if I'm on it you'll regret it Hazards gone I'm Rapid Spinnin' Acid spittin' on you n***as My venom burn through yo denim 'til you lookin like a Drifblim [Verse 3: Scoot] Ivysaur, number 2 I'm the sh** boy Triple it and I'm number 6, Fire Spin's what I spit boy Viola late, no X and Y That black man don't need to fly Them Fairy types all gotta die Slurpuff Unburden prioritize Scrafty dude, attitude Weak dudes, Mirror Moves You lose, ice cubes Vanilluxe, double scoop I'm a f**in' fool, Mime Jr. mood n***as runnin' up got loose screws Magnemite, Electrike, Spark the blunt Drifblim, I'm high Twisted, I'm lifted, don't miss it, I'm swiftness You tempted to run quick, sick sh**, it's Litwick Listen, flames don't play no games Popplio was a damn shame Rowlet, he clean as f**, bowtie n***a what's up Yungoos, mean mug Grubbin, I'm the plug Pikipek got the secret tech, no mouth, just respect Lunala eclipsin', that moongeist be rippin' Solgaleo be trippin', on the sun he sippin' This that O.T., you can say a Dialga over mek Palkia, gimme space, no reachin' in I got Deoxys-D Move your feet, no Hitmonlee You can't Mimic me, Sudowoodo tree Mean Look, don't try to flee Cuz you inhale like a Stockpile 3 Swallow your pride, bow down, I'm royal Scaldin' hot overflowin' that's boil Servine, 36 that's Coil Exeggcute rotten eggs spoil Loyal like Jenny's K-9 I get tail like the fox, all 9 I shine like a chain of 40 My Pokés are rare and always on Jolty [Verse 4: Joey] J my name is Joey Battle's what I go about Miltank the mascot Swerve when I Rollout Nasty as a Muk smell when it comes to bars A Sky Uppercut will leave you floating with the stars Pokeaim's the channel, ain't nobody cooler So damn strong that I'm way beyond Ubers It's too damn easy, I'm the guy not to mess with Cuz every damn move I use is super effective Young Strong Jaw chompin' for the bread Tried to hit me with your best, didn't matter knew your spread Like a roamin' Legendary, we ain't battle cuz you fled Boy you lucky that I didn't drop a Draco on your head Mega Eon, ain't nobody flyer Yawn 'til I Snore you got me bored so I'm tired Didn't even need a full party with me to beat ya I'm hungry, pardon me while I go heat these fajitas [Verse 5: Haydunn] They call me Haydunn and they hatin' but I said that before Now y'all lookin' like y'all never seen my level before If bars are what I owe you in a battle that's a nice try I'll end you, 6-0, get rid of your Wi-fi I run the meta, if you ain't know this then give it up I stay on my last form, you play in Little Cup Open up your storage cuz your new teams fell It's always competitive season and you seein' L's Ridin' around on that Goat, I Surf never no boat I'll make your whole team dive, drown, if you're tryna stay float I be rollin' through my region all alone, I don't roll with y'all New Bike, that's a hot rod like a Ponyta I got the moves you couldn't learn with a TM Dittos try to copy but they can never be him 2016 go hard as Roggenrola 'Til it's time to kick back and vacation in Alola [Verse 6: Shofu Tha Beatdown] You can't get rid of me, everybody's feelin' me Three years savin' up all this Octillery I had to make your girl Screech louder than a Bat goes Matter fact I had to strike twice cuz I Zapdos Thunderbolts I eat it up, you can call it Thunder Fang I'm so cold you say my name your teeth freeze, Ice Fang Bite your girl's neck she gets hot, Fire Fang Look at me I Carrey this team like Mariah's name Pokémon games I played right Heart so Dark I make Eevee an Umbreon in daylight She can see my nuts for the first time Premeir Balls Rhyme's so sick you'd think I had a Sheer Cold - K.O Rampardos would be jealous of me Because I got a big forehead, I give a mean Headbu*t You's a little homie, brown nosin' that's a Headbu*t She gave me top and bottom we call that a Headbu*t P-o-k-é-m-o-n, I'm fly, Moltres I stay above the ground like Ghost legs, me and my bro's flex Sk** level isn't too common like brown pigeons Cross Chop a Miltank on its side like I'm cow tipping Flow ill I need to get that sh** sterilized When I use Lick she don't get Paralyzed They call me Beatdown cuz I make sure that my power felt I'm way stronger than Machoke I ain't wearin' no Power Belt Gettin' coins is prevalent, you ain't us, you ain't relevant Came in this thing krumpin' arms swinging like an Elekid Y'all said I couldn't rap before but now I do this Still wanna hate? S-H-O-F-U then B-B-B-B-B-B-Beatdown and I'm back I'm using Earthquake, you goin' underground to attack I know you dig me, West Side, Shofu Squad [Interlude: TrickyWi] Take my hand and dance with me We'll start slowly, dare to proceed? [Verse 7: TrickyWi] I'll make 'em bow in the day and the dark night Gold or Silver I am draped in the moonlight I have a lot to show, and I'll have the final blow Keep up with my tempo I'm too fast, but you know though Queen of all the elements, I'll make your moves irrelevant I'm lovin' every bit of it, you thought I was so delicate I'm savage but it's elegant, you're scared of me it's evident I know why you're so hesitant, I'll leave you feeling Desolate Take my word, I am not just a flower I'll learn to take you and then beat you by the hour I'll burn you down and watch you fall like the Bra** Tower It's so fun to watch you wimper and then cower My dance doesn't sound that bad right? I mean you'll probably feel some pain from the last fight Please amuse me, entertain me Just remember that I'm not just an Eevee [Verse 8: RogersBase] Name's RogersBase, got me the Will of D Reppin' Sabo Charizard, Mera Mera no Mi While I'm watching One Piece, you're crying over bu*terfree Keep my bars PG, We Disney Just kiddin' about my linguistics I'm like Machamp with No Guard punches that are Dynamic Confusing little Poochyena who pretend they're slick I'm in Unova banging Skyla, TM 56 That's Fling son But you don't know because you never even had one This ain't a roast but if it was it'd be a Take Down Double Teaming like Giancarlo Parimango made a tweet that exploded that was followed by a countdown b**h, I'mma Volt Switch Brick Break all your dreams and your hopes with Cross Chop 'till you're nothing but an old glitch Earthquake 'till you're Trubbish in a trash ditch Cold as ice my flow is nice I ain't a Delibird, my presents are far more precise Call me Mr. Game and Watch, punk-a** Sheik Just like Regi I pull 9's on fleek Now here's a simple rhyme that'll help you sleep About a girl who was cute, lookin' like a Mareep Attitude was Static, hit me with Confuse Ray Couldn't stand her anymore, finally used Run Away Kept my phone in her Electric Terrain Thought that maybe if she'd Dance, I'd start making it Rain But she evolved into a Flaaffy, now she's past her prime Now would you kindly please excuse me, I'm about to do Japan Time [Verse 9: G. Yee] Back on the beat like a Terracott Blaring Altaria Gave adversaries the Perish Song Everyone waiting for Garrett now I gotta carry the weight of the world like Torterra shells She knew that the snake is long That's why she gave it up Twice for the Gyarados Your boy got Outrageous flow Say you don't feel it, you must be a Fairy, hoe It had to be said, claimin' you hard you Diancie at best Super Effective I'll blast you with lead (Oh here he goes with the Magnums again, so exaggerated) Take you back to the Gen When choosing a lead was a tactic you set Before the battle commenced That's the Platinum meta and 'Dactyl's a threat So I'm sayin' I'm sprayin' with actual lead From Mt. Coronet, downpourin' on Houndour With the Spouts, Origin Pulses, your health's lowerin' Your spouse openin' mouth orifice And when I'm done she all sore, I guess that's what they call Torchic These lames be Yanmega, I'm way beyond Mega I hit my Prime all these earthlings feel my Precipice When I'm enterin' the field, all their flows turn useless I'm sayin' my rhymes Desolate So eff a weak Drought I V. Bell weed out all these B. Sprouts When Yee's 'round, freaks loud, ladies scream out Tonguin' in between mounds like a Seel mouth, then I peace out When I swing that Axew gon' get your whole branch Fraxure'd In other words you're sappy son, Nosepa** backwards I last-lap Donphan ball on the track man G-Y-E-E volvin' the rap game [Interlude: PKSparkxx] Hold up, who's the new dude? [Verse 10: ShueTube] It's ShueTube, came into the game like Mewtwo Legendary flow when I step in the booth to k** another track, I attack like Gloom do Acid spewed through, rapid new tunes Tryna make it happen only rackin' a few views Guess I'm kinda Slaking on the rapping like "Who's Shue?" Tryna make a path but I'm trapped on Route 2 Pumpkaboo-hoo I'm done with YouTube I'm just kidding, I'm never quitting Got my running shoes glued to my feet So I keep on moving like Suicune moves I'm not stopping, I'm chomping at the bit like a Bidoof tooth I refuse to be stuck in this groove Cuz I got something to prove and nothing to lose Must Jigglypuff too much of them doobs It must be the fumes, I stay up like the Sun and the Moon That funky Stunky stunk weed that'll leave you stunned and confused I love the Budew, especially when it's covered and pruned The other day ago I smoked some dro the color of Mew It stunk up the room, was blowing out some Thundurus plumes You need a Chesto cuz my endo makes you slumber and snooze A bummer it's true, but I'm finding ways to cope though So enough about that dope dro, I'm supposed to boast 'bout my dope flow So I stay flowin' like Tohjo, and I'm Flamethrowering like Ho-oh Most these mofos, I'm hearin' they flow kinda Slowbro I'm fed up with all the rappers thinking that they're better I said it, these Venonats really are pathetic Insects who all lack the antenna Every time you rap, you repel us Need to zip your trap like Banette does Every rhyme you craft isn't clever You a Copycat like a Cleffa Need a Wake-up Slap, Meloetta Trubbish on the track, you are trash Getting thrashed by a Mega [Interlude: CTC] Prepare for dankness, denounce the stankness To protect the world from wack rappers To unite all people within this motherf**er Yung Basedlord [Verse 11: CTC] b**h I'm still in the cut, Sudowoodo Still got my hat to the back and these rappers still wack What you losers gon' do? Hold up, b, you should be holdin' B Go ahead, accept the feet, do like if you was a shoe Me and my crew, we come through Snatch up your b**hes and badges then toodle-doo Haters be sleepin' on me like Fruit of the Loom But I got they girl sleepin' on me like Fruit of the Loom I make it cool to be rude, I don't just do it for views I am that dude Don't f** around with them f**arounds and get Noctowl like Hoot Hoot Hoot Hoot Diggersby tho? Earthquake hit 'em below I let my enemies know Rollin' up purp that's that Venipede dro Catch me on Victory road Pinsir dismembering ten of your family members, that's quite an unpleasent memory bro I plead for insanity so, as far as the anarchy goes, I blame the Pidgeotto Now I just gratata on sight like Pokémon GO I'll just be takin' your missus for hostage, I'll let your Pokémon go But I ain't cuffin' no hoe, I just Poke 'em and go Splash on your b**h like it's Popplio Nobody lit as me cuz I just hit more trees than a Rowlet that be tokin' on dopek Don't let me Polish the Rock, or Lando will sweep you like I miss Dwight You f**in' with that Pinkman, I slang up them Rocks like I'm Mr. White Them I'mma ENDtei, SWEEPcune, ROCKkou Then come for the Resevoir Dogs like I'm Mr. White [Interlude: CTC] Gio Gio Giovanni He be wishin' for a body k** everybody walking He's catching a homi tonight [Verse 12: Matt Houston] b**h it's Matt Houston, I don't really care what you say Kid been low key trainin' with Blaine Everything I touch spit flames Got that Arcanine and that Rapidash Bars five out of five, Fire Blast your a** Cut a hater in half with a Super Fang Better watch out for that Rattata And I'm back in that Cypher 2016 With a Perish Song try to save 'em please At their graves just leave some Floettes when I end 'em all from A to Z Talked about girls and blazin' weed in the last one so they hated me f** that it don't phase me, won't change a thing, okay proceed Dab Win everywhere that I go, chillin' on Victory Road Gastrodon, Quagsire, Swampert, sh** give 'em a dose Got yo b**h diggin' the flow My presence a present it Delibird Christmas the hoes Still be Wally he just so sick with it though Girls all like Ralts when they gettin' too close Cuz they be feelin' the kid on the low Litten with the sh**s The kid got a cinder quill and it char millions with every stroke Please don't ever step, I just be so fresh to d**h Got sh** from Lilycove and Lumiose Son I'll blast you away, get you sent to the moon You better watch your Lunatone And if that ain't hell enough, I'll make you Self Destruct Blow the beat up like it's a Pineco Bomb Want Static, Zap 'em with Dos Hope you packin' a Potion Tauros, back on my bull, Matt is the dopest Will-O-Wisp a hater attackin' with Vulpix, back on my old sh** Snatchin' up yo b**h, she Feebas, Splash on the whole click So quick, swear that she know Swift Drown your Kyogre flow, it's vast as an ocean Matt laid a trap and it's gon' hit Haters Aipom, climbin' on my nuts, but they don't really know sh**, Psyduck Arceus god flow, Cypher apostle Put a crack in your Egg if you try my luck It's Gengar, the ones that you hoe kids fear Nickname Matt 'bouta own this year Better know this clear spit fire But it's been Team Mystic b**h, we the coldest here [Interlude: Shizzy Sixx] (Oh no) Who's back, flyer than (Ho-oh) Fire. Who's that about to (Gogoat) I am firing something with a (Probo) -pa** nose for a barrel [Verse 13: Shizzy Sixx] Suicune VI, the coldest n***a to speed past Boi drop dead gorgeous, sh**'ll get ugly as Feebas Yung Mudsdale, who tryna test my Stamina Kicks so hard it'll drain you like a catheter f**in' great, you s**ers hate the damage when the guns pop Buckin' 8, you'll up and faint and vanish, this a Nuzlocke Your luck stops now, you don't understand who's nicer When I pop up, anything can happen like a Randomizer Hitmonchan with this, every element I will pa** a fist Pacifist? Poisonous, anyone can get it like Salandit Dazzling, savage flow, you'll be lyin' From this Full Metal, bodied Alphonse and Solgaleo Go berserk and I'mma comatose a n***a Get a battery, the cops gotta stake out Movin' their bodies, I'm chalkin', I ain't with the talkin' I always hit first like a Fake Out My suggestion is your team get to fleein' I'm on some you wouldn't get from a TM Holdin' a Scope b**h you still couldn't see him So wavy, I'm something you never could reel in I got broads out in Johto, the rarri same color Pangoro Gimme tail 'till she Slowbro, she feelin' my Abs-solo Flap ya tongue? Seel 'em. A Pokémon Center can't heal 'em Black X6, Kyurem, Who's dyin' to VI? Oh, you're him I'm on my six below, Sheer Cold, frio Now these birds give me three times the head, Dodrio Every day is Pay Day, I'm back for cash Boi I'm fire 'bout the horse play so I think you should Rapidash I ain't a fan of your character, fam I stay keepin' metal in hand, Alakazam I'm givin' out Rare Candies, boi, you ain't half as nice So cold they goin' to sleep, tell ya Dragon night I'm ill, the walking Pokérus, and I let it show Nasty with the Steel, n***as all know my Meta gross This a Clear Body, I'm doin' my job Wherever you are, see us And you just heard it from the God of Fire