Shofu Tha Beatdown - Pokemon Cypher 2016 lyrics

[Intro: Shofu] Yeah! We're back You asked for this, we did this for y'all man Don't blame me when your house burns down Cypher 2016, go! [Verse 1: Shofu] I'm back up on my Gary Oak sh** Every hit is critical, my energy is focused You gon need a potion, bars is straight corrosion We blowing up you hate then you get caught in the Explosion This King N on his throne This the illest Pokemon flow I'm just riding around in my city catching these hoes like Pokemon Go And you n***as already know Fire Flashing, Shofu know he hot Your girlfriend seen my lure, I keep her coming like a PokeStop I got zero matches lost Come get all your badges dropped You soft, I roast a n***a 'til he looking like a Flareon My bag is topped, I'm on another level in a candy shop You talking sh** but when I come around you gone like Ash's pop Pockets heavy b**h, I'm balling like Magearna My back against the wall I draw that weapon like a Smeargle Welcome to the art show, Rattata you F.E.A.R. us I'm looking for a queen, right now I got a Nidorina Ain't nobody hot as me, always been a prodigy I'm hard body, what's a strong arm to Deoxys-D Snorlax in my way but n***a that ain't even stopping me Incense on my shirt it's crazy how these b**hes flock to me The flow shocking like a Rotom in your TV Encore on my verse cause you gon leave my sh** on repeat I'm headed to the top you gon need Future Sight to see me My team is too strong, you don't wanna see the CP Boy this the Pokemon Cypher You don't feel this sh** then you's a motherf**ing liar Bars hit you heavy leave you looking like a Psyduck Dialga on my wrist and he saying that your time's up [Verse 2: Shofu and Scoot] I will never lose, which one you choose, the Sun or the Moon? b**h we don't do interviews Playing games, throwing flames in and out the booth I'm boosting up I hit Baton Pa**, get 'em Scoot And we been the truth My top down, spin around I'm in a villain suit My flow surf boy, you gonna need an inner tube And you knowing you the greatest when they Mimikyu Run this sh**, hold B got my tennis shoes I'm coming back like a U-turn Bite a n***a's style, get your muhf**ing tooth hurt No hands like a Wooper The way a n***a dazzling, I'm leaving unaffected If you really wanna shoot first The freshest up in Lumiose, it's all in my clothes I'm throwing balls at your chick like Pokemon Go She a Tropius, I put banana all in her throat We got a team of legendaries but don't nobody know And you already know, I got the dex let me get em Snatch your chick and then I get the p**y hot, that's Litten Cold I need mittens Soundproof I don't listen You ain't talking money, get Amnesia I forget 'em Battle anybody with him, you don't even wanna press start Hit a couple times and now you looking like a Wimpod You losing, I'm winning, you don't understand it Spit poison, I'm fire, I look like Salandit My style, my swagger, too much for you randoms My arms on your head now you look like a rabbit The bars so ugly like a Palpitoad b**h I'm hotter than the sun, Solgaleo I got an Alpha flow, I put you in the ground with it Choose a path to go, boy if I'm on it you'll regret it Hazards gone I'm rapid spinning, acid spitting on you n***as My venom burn through your denim 'til you looking like a Drifblim [Verse 3: Scoot] Ivysaur, number 2 I'm the sh** boy Triple it and I'm number 6, Fire Spin's what I spit boy Viola late, no X and Y That black man don't need to fly Them fairy types all gotta die Slurpuff unburden, prioritize Scrafty dude, attitude Weak dudes, Mirror Moves You lose, Ice Cubes Vanilluxe, double scoop I'm a f**ing fool, Mime Jr. mood n***as running up got loose screws Magnemite, Electrike, spark the blunt Drifblim, I'm high Twisted, I'm lifted Don't miss it, I'm Swiftness You tempted to Run Quick Sick sh**, it's Litwick Litten flames don't play no games Popplio was a damn shame Rowlet, he clean as f** Bowtie n***a what's up Yungoos, mean mug Grubbin, I'm the plug Pikipek got the secret tech No mouth, just respect Lunala eclipsing, that Moongeist be ripping Solgaleo be tripping, on the sun he sipping This that O.T., you can say a Dialga over me Palkia, give me space, no reaching in I got Deoxys-D Move your feet, no Hitmonlee You can't Mimic me, Sudowoodo tree Mean Look, don't try to flee Cause you inhale like a Stockpile 3 Swallow your pride, bow down I'm royal Scalding hot, overflowing that's boil Servine, 36 that's Coil Exeggcute, rotten eggs spoil Loyal, like Jenny's K-9 I get tail like the fox, all 9 I shine like a chain of 40 My Pokes are rare and always on Jolty [Verse 4: PokeaimMD] J my name is Joey, battles what I go about Miltank the mascot, swerve when I Rollout Nasty as a Muk smell when it comes to bars A Sky Uppercut will leave you floating with the stars Pokeaim's the channel, ain't nobody cooler So damn strong that I'm way beyond Ubers It's too damn easy, I'm the guy not to mess with Cause every damn move I use is super effective Young Strong Jaw chomping for the bread Tried to hit me with your best, didn't matter, knew your spread Like a roaming legendary we ain't battle cause you fled Boy you lucky that I didn't drop a Draco on your head Mega Eon, ain't nobody flyer Yawn 'til I Snore you got me bored so I'm tired Didn't even need a full party with me to beat ya I'm hungry pardon me while I go heat these fajitas [Verse 5: Haydunn] They call me Haydunn and they hatin' but I said that before Now y'all looking like you never seen my level before If bars are what I owe you in a battle that's a nice try I'll end you, 6-0, get rid of your Wi-fi I run the meta, if you ain't know this then give it up I stay on my last form, you play in Little Cup Open up your storage cause your new teams fell It's always competitive season and you seeing L's Riding around on that Goat I Surf never no boat I'll make your whole team Dive, drown, if you tryna stay float I be rolling through my region all alone, I don't roll with y'all New Bike, that's a hot rod like a Ponyta I got the moves you couldn't learn with a TM Dittos try to copy but they can never be him 2016 go hard as Roggenrola 'Til it's time to kick back and vacation in Alola [Interlude: Shofu Tha Beatdown] What's popping with it, Shofu Tha Beatdown Hair on top of my head only, Pidgeot Dark and I'm fly, head Honchkrow, let's get it B-E-A-T-D-O-dub-N [Verse 6: Shofu Tha Beatdown] You can't get rid of me Everybody's feeling me Three years saving up all this Octillery I had to make your girl screech louder than a bat goes Matter fact I had to strike twice cause I Zapdos Thunderbolts I eat em up, you can call it Thunder Fang I'm so cold you say my name your teeth freeze, Ice Fang Bite your girl's neck she gets hot, Fire Fang Look at me I Carey this team like Mariah's name Pokemon games I played right Heart so Dark I make Eevee an Umbreon in daylight She can see my nuts for the first time, Premier Balls Rhymes so sick, you'd think I had a Sheer Cold K.O.! Rampardos would be jealous of me Because I got a big forehead, I give a mean Headbu*t You's a little homie, brown nosing that's a Headbu*t She gave me top and bottom, we call that a Headbu*t P-O-K-E-M-O-N, I'm fly Moltres I stay above the ground like Ghost legs Me and my bros flex Sk** level isn't too common like brown pigeons Cross chop a Miltank on its side like I'm cow tipping Flow ill, I need to get that sh** sterilized When I use Lick she don't get Paralyzed They call me Beatdown cause I make sure that my power felt I'm way stronger than Machoke I ain't wearing no Power Belt Getting coins is prevalent You ain't us, you ain't relevant Came in this thing Krumping, arms swinging like an Elekid Y'all said I couldn't rap before but now I do this Still wanna hate? S-H-O-F-U then B-B-B-B-B-B-Beatdown and I'm back I'm using Earthquake, you going underground to attack I know you Dig me, West Side, Shofu Squad Buh b-b-b-buh b-b-b-buh buh buh b**h! [Interlude] Take my hand and dance with me We'll start slowly, dare to proceed? [Verse 7: Trickywi] I'll make 'em bow in the day and the dark night Gold or Silver I am draped in the moonlight I have a lot to show and I'll have the final blow Keep up with my tempo I'm too fast but you know though Queen of all the elements I'll make your moves irrelevant I'm loving every bit of it You thought I was so delicate I'm savage but so elegant You're scared of me it's evident I know why you're so hesitant I'll leave you feeling desolate Take my word, I am not just a flower I'll learn to take you and then beat you by the hour I'll burn you down and watch you fall like the Bra** Tower It's so fun to watch you whimper and then cower My dance doesn't sound that bad right? I mean you'll probably feel some pain from the last fight Please amuse me, entertain me Just remember that I'm not just an Eevee [Interlude: RogersBase] Back like we never left like Brago D. Ace, you already know who it is Roger diLuigi, the anime king, let's go [Verse 8: RogersBase] Name's RogersBase, got me the Will of D Repping Sabo Charizard, Mera Mera no Mi While I'm watching One Piece you're crying over bu*terfree Keep my bars PG, we Disney Just kidding 'bout my linguistics I'm like Machamp with No Guard, Punches that are Dynamic Confusing little Poochyena who pretend they're slick I'm in Unova banging Skyla, TM56 That's Fling son, but you don't know because you never even had one This ain't a roast but if it was it'd be a Take Down Double Teaming like Giancarlo Parimango made a tweet that exploded that was followed by a countdown b**h! I'mma Volt Switch Brick Break all your dreams and your hopes with Cross Chop 'til you're nothing but an old glitch Earthquake 'til you're Trubbish in a trash ditch Cold as ice, my flow is nice I ain't a Delibird, my presents are far more precise Call me Mr. Game and Watch, Punk-a** Sheik Just like Regi I pull 9's on fleek Now here's a simple rhyme that'll help you sleep About a girl who was cute looking like a Mareep Attitude was static, hit me with Confuse Ray Couldn't stand her anymore, finally used Run Away Kept my phone in her Electric Terrain Thought that maybe if she'd Dance I'd start making it Rain But she evolved into a Flaaffy now she's past her prime Now would you kindly please excuse me, I'm about to do Japan Time [Verse 9: G. Yee] Back on the beat like a Terracott Blaring Altaria, gave adversaries the Perish Song Everyone waiting for Garrett now I gotta carry the weight of the world like Torterra shells She knew that the snake is long That's why she gave it up twice for the Gyarados Your boy got Outrageous flow Say you don't feel it, you must be a Fairy, hoe It had to be said Claiming you hard, you Diancie at best Super effective, I'll blast you with lead Oh here he goes with the Magnums again, so exaggerated Take you back to the Gen when choosing a lead was a tactic you set before the battle commenced That's the Platinum meta and Dactyl's a threat So I'm saying I'm spraying with actual lead [Verse 10: G. Yee] From Mt. Coronet downpourin' on Houndour With the spouts, Origin Pulses your health's lowerin' Your spouse opening mouth orifice And when I'm done she all sore I guess that's what they call Torchic These lames be Yanmega, I'm way beyond Mega I hit my Prime all these earthlings feel my Precipice When I'm entering the field all their flows turn useless I'm saying my rhymes Desolate So eff a weak Drought I V. Bell weed out all these B. Sprouts When Yee's 'round, freaks loud, ladies scream out Tongueing in between mounds like a Seel mouth, then I peace out When I swing that Axew gon' get your whole branch Fraxured In other words you're sappy son, Nosepa** backwards I last lap Donphan ball on the track man G-Y-E-Evolving the rap game [Verse 11: ShueTube & PK] Hold up, who's the new dude? It's ShueTube, came into the game like Mewtwo Legendary flow when I step in the booth to k** another track, I attack like Gloom do Acid spewed through rapid new tunes Tryna make it happen only racking a few views Guess I'm kinda Slaking on the rapping like "Who's Shue?" Tryna make a path but I'm trapped on Route 2 Pumpkaboo-hoo, I'm done with YouTube I'm just kidding, I'm never quitting, got my running shoes glued to my feet So I keep on moving like Suicune moves I'm not stopping, I'm chomping at the bit like a Bidoof tooth I refuse to be stuck in this groove Cause I got something to prove and nothing to lose Must Jigglypuff too much of them doobs It must be the fumes, I stay up like the Sun and the Moon That funky Stunky skunk weed that'll leave you stunned and confused I love the Budew, especially when it's covered and pruned The other day ago I smoked some dro the color of Mew It stunk up the room, was blowing out some Thundurus plumes You need a Chesto cause my endo makes you slumber and snooze A bummer it's true, but I'm finding ways to cope though So enough about that dope dro, I'm supposed to boast 'bout my dope flow Yo I stay flowing like Tohjo and I'm flamethrowing like Ho-Oh Most these mofos I'm hearing they flow kinda Slowbro I'm fed up with all the rappers thinking that they better I said it, these Venonats really are pathetic Insects who all lack the Antenna Every time you rap you repel us Need to zip your trap like Banette does Every rhyme you craft isn't clever You a copycat like a Cleffa Need a Wake-Up Slap, Meloetta Trubbish on the track, you are trash getting thrashed by a Mega [Interlude: CTC] Prepare for dankess, denounce the stankness To protect the world from wack rappers To unite all people within this motherf**er Yung Basedlord! Who's That Guy [Verse 12: CTC] b**h I'm still in the cut, Sudowoodo Still got my hat to the back and these rappers still wack, what you losers gon' do? Hold up, b, you should be holding b Go ahead accept the feet do like if you was a shoe Me and my crew we come through Snatch up yo' b**hes and badges then toodle-doo Haters be sleeping on me like Fruit of the Loom But I got they girl sleeping on me like Fruit of the Loom I make it cool to be rude, I don't just do it for views, I am that dude Don't f** around with them f**arounds and get Noctowl like HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT Diggersby tho? Earthquake hit 'em below I let my enemies know Rolling up purp that's that Venipede dro Catch me on Victory Road Pinsir dismembering ten of your family members That's quite an unpleasant memory bro But I plead for insanity so as far as the anarchy goes I blame the Pidgeotto Now I just gratata on sight like Pokemon Go I'll just be taking your missus for hostage I'll let your Pokemon Go But I ain't cuffing no hoe I just Poke em and Go Splash on your b**h like it's Popplio Nobody lit as me cause I just hit more trees than a Rowlet that be toking on dope Don't let me Polish the Rock or Lando will sweep you like I miss Dwight You f**ing with that Pinkman, I slang up them rocks like I'm Mr. White Then I'mma ENDtei, SWEEPcune, ROCKkou Then come for the rest of your dogs, like I'm Mr. White [Interlude: CTC] Gio Gio Giovanni He be wishing for a body k** everybody walking He's catching a homi tonight [Verse 13: Matt Houston] b**h it's Matt Houston, I don't really care what you say Kid been low key training with Blaine, everything I touch spit flames Got that Arcanine and that Rapidash Bars five out of five, Fire Blast your a** Cut a hater in half with a Super Fang Better watch out for that Rattata And I'm back in that Cypher 2016 with a Perish Song, try to save 'em please At their graves just leave some Floettes when I end 'em all from A to Z Talked about girls and blazing weed in the last one so they hated me f** that it don't phase me won't change a thing, okay proceed, dab Win everywhere that I go, chilling on Victory Road Gastrodon, Quagsire, Swampert sh** give 'em a dose Got your b**h digging the flow My presence a present it Delibird Christmas the hoes Still be Wally he so sick with it though Girls all like Ralts where they getting too close Cause they be feeling the kid on the low Litten with the sh**s, the kid got a cinder quill and it char millions with every stroke Please don't ever step I just be so fresh to d**h, got sh** from Lilycove and Lumiose Son, I could blast you away get you sent to the moon, you better watch your Lunatone And if that ain't hell enough I'll make you Self Destruct Blow the beat up like it's a Pineco, bomb Want Static, Zap 'em with Dos Hope you packing a potion Tauros, back on my bull Matt is the dopest, Will-o-Wisp a hater attacking with Vulpix Back on my old sh** Snatching up yo' b**h, she Feebas splash on the whole clique So quick swear that she know Swift Drown you Kyogre flow it's vast as an ocean Matt laid a trap and it's gon' hit Haters Aipom climbing on my nuts but they don't really know sh**, Psyduck Arceus God Flow, Cypher apostle Put a crack in your egg if you try my luck It's Gengar the one that you hoe kids fear Nickname Matt 'bout to own this year Better know this clear, spit fire but it's been Team Mystic b**h, we the coldest here [Verse 14: VI Seconds] OH NO, who's back flyer than HO-OH, fire. Who's that about to GOGOAT, I am firing something with a PROBO-pa** nose for a barrel Suicine VI, the coldest n***a to speed past Boy drop dead gorgeous, sh**'ll get ugly as a Feebas Yung Mudsdale, who tryna test my Stamina? Kicks so hard it'll drain you like a catheter f**ing great, you s**ers hate the damage when the guns pop Bucking 8, you'll up and faint and vanish, this a Nuzlocke Your luck stops now, you don't understand who's nicer When I pop up, anything can happen like a randomizer Hitmonchan with this, every element I will pa** a fist Pacifist? Poisonous, anyone can get it like Salandit Dazzling, savage flow you'll be lying from this Full Metal, bodied Alphonse and Solgaleo Go berserk and I'mma comatose a n***a Get a battery the cops gotta stake out Moving, their bodies I'm chalking, I ain't with the talking I always hit first like a Fake Out My suggestion is your team get to fleeing I'm on some you wouldn't get from a TM Holding a scope b**h, you still couldn't see him So wavy I'm something you never could reel in I got broads out in Johto, the rarri same color Pangoro Gimme tail 'til she Slowbro, she feeling my abs solo Flap your tongue? Seel 'em. A Pokemon Center can't heal 'em Black x6 Kyurem, who's dying to VI? Oh, you're him I'm on my six below Sheer Cold, frio Now these birds give me three times the head, Dodrio Every day is Pay Day, I'm back for cash Boy I'm fire 'bout the horse play so I think you should Rapidash I ain't a fan of your character fam I stay keeping metal in hand, Alakazam I'm giving out Rare Candies, boy you ain't half as nice So cold they going to sleep, tell you Dragon night I'm ill, the walking Pokerus and I let it show Nasty with the steel, n***as all know my Meta gross This a Clear Body, I'm doing my job Wherever you are, see us and you just heard it from the God of Fire