Shoeless Jeff - Presidents lyrics

[Verse 1: Shoeless Jeff] George Washington is called, the Father of the Nation [Scott Free] John Adams pa**ed, Treachery legislation [Shoeless Jeff] The famous Thomas Jefferson, bought Louisiana [Scott Free] Under James Madison, the War of 1812 begana [Shoeless Jeff] And the Monroe Doctrine, was by James Monroe [Scott Free] John Quincy Adams, Built can*ls that flow [Shoeless Jeff] Know that Andrew Jackson, Led the common man's cause [Scott Free] Martine Van Buren, shunned war at all cost [Shoeless Jeff] Lost William Harrison, he died in bed [Scott Free] So then John Tyler, Filled in instead [Shoeless Jeff] [Hook: Shoeless Jeff & Scott Free] Presidents, Presidents, Whom have we picked to be, Presidents, Presidents Let's see, Throughout America's history, Who's made it into the presidency? [Scott Free] James Polk was an underdog, First "dark horse" [Shoeless Jeff] Zachary Taylor elected, ‘Cus he fought in wars [Scott Free] California admitted by, Millard Fillmore [Shoeless Jeff] Franklin Pierce on a law book, his oath he swore [Scott Free] Moreover James Buchanan, Saw the states seceding [Shoeless Jeff] Abraham Lincoln, brought slaves to freedom [Scott Free] Believe Andrew Jackson, Bought Alaskan land [Shoeless Jeff] Ulysses Grant granted votes, To every last good man [Scott Free] Disbanded postwar reconstruction: Rutherford Hayes [Shoeless Jeff] James Garfield a**a**inated, After 90 days [Scott Free] Presidents, Presidents, Whom have we picked to be, Presidents, Presidents Let's see, Throughout America's history, Who's made it into the presidency? [Shoeless Jeff] The song continues on, Did you think it was over? [Scott Free] Chester Arthur, Postal service bribery, he smoldered [Shoeless Jeff] Grover Cleveland, Vetoed more bills than most [Scott Free] Benjamin Harrison, Narrowly won his votes [Shoeless Jeff] Throw a toast to Grover, He gained victory again [Scott Free] William McKinley k**ed, by a gunman [Shoeless Jeff] One friend of the environment, Was Teddy Roosevelt [Scott Free] William Taft, income tax, Was what he most developed [Shoeless Jeff] Hoped to build a League of Nations, that was Woodrow Wilson [Scott Free] Warren Harding had a cabinet, that scandal spilled from [Shoeless Jeff] Presidents, Presidents, Whom have we picked to be, Presidents, Presidents Let's see, Throughout America's history, Who's made it into, The presidency? [Shoeless Jeff] Calvin Coolidge, Wiped away the nation's debt [Scott Free] But then came depression, Much to Herbert Hoover's fret [Shoeless Jeff] Yet, Franklin Roosevelt, New jobs he created [Scott Free] Harry Truman's usage of the bomb, Was much debated [Shoeless Jeff] An interstate highway system, Made by Dwight Eisenhower [Scott Free] John Kennedy defied, Soviet missile power [Shoeless Jeff] For our Civil Rights Act, We can thank Lyndon Johnson [Scott Free] Richard Nixon resigned, Due to Watergate involvement [Shoeless Jeff] On to Gerald Ford, the appointee to replace him [Scott Free] Jimmy Carter pardoned, Those accused of draft evasion [Shoeless Jeff] Presidents, Presidents, Whom have we picked to be Presidents, Presidents Let's see, Throughout America's history, Who's made it into the presidency? [Shoeless Jeff] When Ronald Reagan spoke, He restored the nation's pride [Scott Free] George H. Bush, In the Gulf War, he thrived [Shoeless Jeff] To the sky, under Bill Clinton, Surged the economy [Scott Free] George W. Bush, Formed homeland security [Shoeless Jeff] You see, Barack Obama, Wants change to come along [Scott Free] But, maybe one day, It'll be your name in the song [Shoeless Jeff] Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison Monroe, Adams, Jackson, Van Buren, Harrison Tyler, Then Polk Taylor, Fillmore, Pierce, Buchanan, Lincoln Johnson, Grant, Hayes, Garfield, Arthur, Cleveland Harrison, Cleveland, McKinley, Roosevelt Taft, Wilson, Harding, Coolidge, Hoover, Roosevelt Truman Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, And then Clinton George W. Bush, And Barack Obama [Hook: Shoeless Jeff] Presidents, Presidents, Whom have we picked to be Presidents, Presidents Let's see, Throughout America's history, Who's made it into the presidency?