I was hoping i would go blind So i would never see again That we are all so wrong About the reason we give for why we live I was hoping i would go deaf So i would never hear again The reasons i heard my mother say For why she knew i should never k** I was hoping i would go dumb So i would never speak again And i could never put myself In these subtle awkward positions again I've never been more embarra**ed Ever in my life Than when i put myself in here In this subtle awkward position