Howdy-doody Don't shoot d** in your veins Use your feet when you cross the street It's so far but you really wanna die Big cities and little towns are dirty everywhere As dirty as flubbidub as dirty as my soul Buy me some d** with the pennies i save Pop-pop-popcorn goes my acid-soaked head God don't i know i deserve to live Go to bed early and catch the worm If i don't go to bed i dont have to wash I am as dirty as the rest of my world Poo poo is the name of my cat