Shock-G - Used 2B a Sperm lyrics

[All parts: Shock G] [Intro] [Chorus] I used to be a s**m Was it fun? No, it was hurry up run [Repeat 4x] [Verse 1] Many years ago I was a s**m in a ball In a really great nation a hundred million strong And everybody's waiting for the big day When they open up the main gate and let us go play It only happens once in a lifetime A chance to go to heaven And in ball land, heaven means the egg Then out of a hundred million of us Only one gets to dip in Can you imagine the competition? An all-out bloody war to the finish line My man Al, he was swimming in a squiggly line I said, hey cap, why you zig-zagging like that? He said, I was raised Baptist, and this is what we practice I'm trying to go to heaven Look at page seventy-seven It says a zig-zag line is divine I'm like, a'ight, chill, whatever, it's clever Me, I got a different plan I'm swimming in a straight line, fast as I can Peace! After that, I seen my girl Reese, fine as f** But she was swimming in a circle like she's stuck I'm like, Reese, what up with it, why you not running? She said, I'm a Christian and running is a sin I said, what about the egg, baby, what about survival? She said, you better slow it down, Greg, have you read the Bible? Yeah, and the Koran, and The Color Purple But I strongly suggest you swim straight, not in a circle She said I'm a heathen, and I'm having too much fun But I left her standing there 'cause I gotta keep running! [Chorus] I used to be a s**m Was it fun? No, it was hurry up run [Verse 2] Then I run into this brother named Ben Said suicide and holy war is how you get in Reminded me of Al a little bit except without the perm I got away from Ben, he was k**ing other s**ms Germs! I noticed on my left, but I kept racing They had a flag said Gonorrhea Nation Expressions on they face was ugly, plus they smelled bad I was glad when I seen my man Brad I'm like, Brad, what up with it, why you not running? I just become a Mormon, won't be doing any running anymore Oh no, another bro bites the dust He said, have you met Jesus yet? I said, I gotta go, I'm in a rush! You won't find the egg like that Originally it was a curse if you're black Oooh! I should have slapped that cap or dropped that cap But I ain't got time to stop like that How could he be so lost like that? Back to the race I get to the main gate first but I pause 'Cause I heard about them nations that were lost To a titty or an a** f** Imagine it Joke was on them They were swimming around in sh** Another hundred million of us was dead when they found them Died from the s**micide up inside a condom Cats is on my heels I gotta think fast I guess it looks safe Left the shaft of my world Went out in pink space And there it was, as beautiful as all God The mighty egg Woo! Glad it wasn't no blow job [Chorus] I used to be a s**m Was it fun? No, it was hurry up run