Shock-G - Career Finders lyrics

[Intro] "What you gonna say?" "Hello ..." "What you gonna say?" "Hey ..." "What you gonna say?" (*phone rings twice*) "Hey" "What you gonna say?" "Hey" [Break] Greg: Hello Career Finders, Greg speaking, may I help you? T: Oh, I'm T-Nut T: I'm T-Dog, T-Nut Penitentiary Greg: Um, ok T: T-Dog Nut, k**er T Greg: What are your special areas of interest? [Verse 1 - Mr. Lif] (Akrobatik) {Mighty Dollar} (Yo, I pump crack), you fill cracks? (No, I pump 'em) Whoa, I think you got too personal or somethin So, you're livin an alternative lifestyle (Nah n***a, I sell crack in little vials) Hmm, I think I got the perfect job for you Go home and raise your kids and stay the f** out the booth (Hey yo, f** you) (next!) Why you lookin all vexed? What's your sk**? (Everyday I blast n***as with tecs) Can you use an AK? (Hell yeah!) Is that a fact? Ak, pull up the plan and get this kid to Iraq State your name {Mighty Dollar} (*laughing*) {What's so funny?} Nothin {son, I'm known to get money} Yeah, it says right here you rhyme excessively About cash as if everyday's a f**in spendin spree Maybe consider Accounting or Banking Or maybe it's time to start doin the glam thing It's played out, oh my God, he hasn't noticed yet Leave the mic alone and pa** the rhymin to the vets, next f** that, matter fact close the office These lost black zombie n***as makin me nauseous [Hook - Akrobatik] - 2X (Career Finders) Leave that life of rap behind yo We got somethin to suit you finer (We're Career Finders) Put them pipe dreams on the shelf And let us put you on the right path to wealth [Verse 2 - Shock G as Humpty Hump] (Hello Career Finders"), yeah, I'm lookin for a position Special talent, I'm really good at dissin I bug it to on a pen and ten mission Kindness and discipline is all that I'm missin (But I) I want to get paid I got these flows, the record that I made, help me get laid Okay, let's see Mr. Disser Mr. nine millimeter pump fixer You're interested in being richer Without no work, I'll put you down as a wisher Wait, did I mention I can roll weed in a swisher? Hmm, I'll put you down as a wisher (dreams) So, this is what we got Your good at pointin out who's a b**h and who's not You ain't scared, down to shoot up the spot Have you thought about the military, or a cop? You make a good bank robber, you like to be the star ship man? Well what about a hitman? Gotta give it to you, when it comes to hard, you the hardest We're just not sure if your an artist [Hook] [Verse 3 - Akrobatik] Uh, yo, instead of makin records, havin everybody nervous Maybe we can get you somethin with the Secret Service Many applicants frown when they first heard this But what's bein an artist got to do with doin murders? You want to bust guns, here's some fly sh** A war's goin on, be a front line private Yeah, you could be a hero in Iraq Or be the cat that stop the next plane from bein hijacked (damn) But you want to party hard Instead of bein a rapper, maybe you could be a bodyguard Or maybe work a detail at Mardi Gras A chaperon at the night bar, where the hotties are You a typical applicant With everything you say you do, it make me wonder why you want to rap and sh** I'm a put your resume back in the cabinet Find another path, Career Finders ain't havin it [Hook] [Outro] Greg: What are your special areas of interest? T: n***a I pimp them hoes, What? Greg: Um, ok T: n***a T: I'm real n***a though T: You know why? Cause n***as don't know T: I'm real n***a, n***a, ni**a (*laughing*) T: Shiat