Shock-G - Broad Minded lyrics
A freak of nature makes a n***a wanna mate ya With the kind of vagina that makes ones part from paper You make my chest warm I'm about to be reborn Wrap your form around me You astound me The way you mount me Wait, let me burn a fatty So I can feel the fluid when you do it Call me daddy Add me to your sh** list Uh-huh Feel the punishment You ask me to twist you like taffy It's from when it's bent Yolkin', hot water soakin' Ease up the throbbin' I know I got your loins Knockin' coins Give me your pockets I take necklaces, bracelets, earrings and lockets It's OK to pay me Sk**s and be ridden thrills Run concurrent with currency Be earnin' me a livin' (Like a super ho) But I'm super though Without the leotards, it's the man of steel for real Can you conceive me? If you don't believe me, take a sample You can freak me Take your time, critique me I wanna feel every nook and cranny in your fanny Right after your annual Man, me I'm manual I leap freaks like a frog Don't rewind it So much space behind my face Can you find it? I'm broad minded Chorus: Shock G I'm major deep, deeper than deep But when it comes to bumpin freaks (I'm broad minded) I'm broad minded I'm real nasty, see if you can outlast me When I bump a freak (I'm broad minded) I'm broad minded In my younger summers My moods used to spook me I used to wonder the smell of Janet Jackson's booty Ooooo weeee On good times, but I took what I could find Like the time I was in first grade, in cla** with Kool-Aid I got bored and explored this young female We'll sprung on the details We fell in the closet Down came my pants Up like a clown in my stance When I hit the stickiness I fell into a trance It was bent I've been a fool every since In pools and garages, on the roof, behind the fence I'll be a freak apostle After I take my middle fingers to my nostrils Whatever the case is to the facial Cause in my mind, I belong in my files So mental pictures, when I sit and split ya doggystyle You tell me "take it easy" Baby it's been a while Here I come touching down in your vertical smile Hers is wild Hot but mild like crystal hot sauce You make me trickle Nickels got tossed, on both sides was a winner Heads and tails for dinner Forgive this sinner I got a jones for them bones It wasn't planned Though God timed it You can ask D'Angelo I'm broad minded Chorus (2X) You got me ready to touch the moon, here's my mushroom I'm reading your body language I'm ready to publish the puttin of... Stroke of genius from a penis That's touched everything chocolate to tapioca I wanna watch you choke up and giggle And wipe the spittle from your nipples a little Uh-huh just a little And drool a j**el until I hit a mental wreckage The only way to identify you when I'm done Dental records Like this one Fear me not Got everything from Miracle Whip to spiritual dick Drippin wet Let me bite your hands on my chinny chin chin Win a trip to buy a fit to tie your loose ends Stay a while child I got toys But you got to wind it I'm broad minded Chorus (2X) Yeah, big shout out to Shock G for these broad minded tracks No doubt Hobo Junction soldier Bumpin these freaks in a broad minded state Lettin you know for the nine six straight Sideways