ShobieShy - Swiftness lyrics

[Verse 1 - ShobieShy] So all you motherf**ers wanna play with me You all say to me “you're f**in gay to me” But it'll take you a thousand f**in' days to see I'm the god of pony rap so f**in' pray to me Man, I should stop f**in' cursin' so much It ain't fair to the kids so I say to my mind hush But even with that flaw I make the women blush It's too bad only the crazies get a crush I got my man Blacky up singing to this song I challenge MCs to rap this fast; its on Inspired by Mic? So little talent I trip on Man he's so old he's yelling to get off of his lawn! Blacky and I ain't going down without a fight Our tactics are being a cloud to your light Taking over the f**in' rap scene, that's right! You'll never be as good as him or I You'll never defeat us We're rap f**in Jesus It's clear that you need us You're envy it feeds us Just try to believe us Don't think you can cheat us We rap fast as cheetahs So turn and just leave us Be Don't think you can pa** up Me You need to just cla** up See You want an honest grade? C You see, were under the ground We'll spark up the crowd Get a few crowns They're screaming so loud We've finally been found We've finally been crowned We ain't gon' sell out And you're gon' go down~ [Chorus] We were born with Swiftness You envious of our Quickness Don't end up on our sh**list Or you'll have to deal with our~ [Verse 2 - Blacky] Swiftness: A new track on my Hit-List Now be a whitness when I spit the sick sh**! But not just me, Shobie's got my back Unchainin' the sound rappin' on this track! Never lettin' me down, never quittin' the game Tho' talent and fame ain' the same thang But we'll change that - never give up Started from the bottom straight to the top! Wake up in the morning when it's time to rhyme Write some bars and define some lines Like nights with stars that shine so bright Spittin' our verses to unite The Hive! Adding german to the rap to impress the herd: Don't understand a word of what you heard Seems foolish but when I do it Everypony really gonna get into it! Also wechsel' ich die Sprache, und starte auf deutsch -(So I switch the language and start in german) Und ich strahl' hell erleuchtet, als währ' ich verseucht -(and i shine bright as if I was infested.) Also freut euch, denn sowas gibt es nur hier -(So be pleased, cause this is something you only get here.) Deutscher Brony-Rap, denn wer es nicht versucht, der verliert! -(German Brony-Rap cause if you don't try it, you lose!) Ein Fluch, der auf mir lastet: Schweigen im Netz -(A curse rests on me: Silence on the net,) Zehntausend Menschen, doch nur einer der Rappt -(10000 people but only one who raps) Hol das Mikro raus! Verzeih' nicht du Depp -(Get your mic out! Don't forgive you fool,) Blas die Hater weg, die Mittel heiligt der Zweck! -(blow away the haters, the end justifies the means!) Take für Take, Knoten in der Zunge -(Take for Take, knot in my tongue,) Bin verwundet und ich rappe, doch der Rap ist schon erfunden -(I'm wounded and I rap but the rap is already invented.) Aber weiter geht es dennoch. Ihr seid alle meine Kunden -(Still it goes on. You're all my customers) Gebt euch stundenlang die Tracks und seid durch die Musik verbunden! -(listening to the tracks for hours and you're united through the music!) Yeah, jetzt mach ich langsamer -(Yeah, now i slow it down.) Geschwindigkeit, als wenn ich Panzer fahr' -(Speed as if I was driving a tank.) Ein ganzer Tag voller heißer Reime -(A whole day full of hot rhymes,) Shobie und ich, keine Langeweile! -(Shobie and I, no boredom!) The beat is cla**ic Wanna' step up? Forget it! The mic, I pa** it Back to ShobieShy for the rest to outcla** it! [Chorus] We were born with Swiftness You envious of our Quickness Don't end up on our sh**list Or you'll have to deal with our Swiftness [Verse 3 - ShobieShy] Just listen to me rant on and on I can't get through, your mind is gone Tryin' to block my path like you're tron You're brain's trying to marathon as a faun Have to hurry this instrumental's demanding I made it so that I could do a verbal handspring I hear the crowd, that's our names they're chanting Meanwhile you're over there f**ing mentally panting I should call you Mr. Layman Cause I have to dumb down all my sh** to explain it Just face it, talent wasted I gave it my all but all you could do was be dumb and f**in racist b**h, not to mention your weeaboo tendencies Your h*mos**uality is playing peekaboo next to me In a few years, you're gonna look up. Just expect to see Me with the greats while you lay down f**in' festering Ever since you started you've taken a downward spiral While I'm going viral, you'll be my primal rival It's vital the world prepares for my arrival I'll jump in and start a new revival cycle But whatever the weather I'll send her a letter That I'll just be better, and never a quitter It's crazy, you'll never phase me though But maybe, you're too lazy, oh.. It ain't right to dislike my sh** Just because I f**in' call you out, b**h Your actions got your name on my list And when you're gone, you won't be missed You're the first brony I genuinely dissed Cause you went batsh** cray and got all pissed This is a battle and you won't win this All because you couldn't deal with my swiftness [Chorus] We were born with Swiftness You envious of our Quickness Don't end up on our sh**list Or you'll have to deal with our Swiftness (x2)