Have you heard Have you heard There's a new tooter in With the Tin pan parade Pa** the word Pa** the word 'cause it's some toy trumpet brigade Come along Come along If you're soon enough You'll hear him do his stuff Hurry up Hurry up They will soon be here They're getting nearer Here they come Here they come Hear the hum of the drum Of the Tin pan parade Better run Better run 'Cause it's some toy trumpet brigade Here they are There's the leader pa**ing by Ain't he grand He's the star He's the leader of the band There he goes with his trumpet tootin' high Tootin' low When he blows he's a rootin', tootin' dandy Tootin' low Tootin' high He's the new tooter in with the tin pan parade There they go Pa**ing by That was some toy trumpet brigade