Shirley MacLaine - If My Friends Could See Me Now lyrics

Super, if they could see me now That little gang of mine I'm eatin' fancy chow and drinkin' fancy wine I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact The kind of top-drawer, first-rate chums I attract All I can say is "Wow-ee, look-a where I am" Tonight I landed, pow! Right in a pot of jam What a setup, holy cow! They'd never believe me If my friends could see me now! If they could see me now My little dusty group Traipsin' round this million dollar chicken coop I'd hear those thrift shop cats say, "Brother get him! Draped on a bedspread made from three kinds of skin!" All I can say is "Wow!" Wait till the riff and raff See just exactly how she signed her autograph What a build up, holy cow! They'd never believe me If my friends could see me now! If they could see me now alone with Mrs. V Who's waitin' on me like she was a maitre'd I hear my buddies sayin', "Wow, what gives? Tonight he's living just like the other half lives!" To think the highest brow which I must say is she Should pick the lowest brow which there's no doubt is me What a step up, wow, holy cow! They'd never believe it If my friends could see me, if my friends could see me If my friends could see me now! Take a look at me now, take a look at me now