I'm drunk Haven't had a lick of alcohol But I'm drunk Ask me if I care at all I'm high on life Flying like a kite Swerving down the road Side to side I'm drunk CHORUS: Oh oh oh officer I see the red flashin' Oh oh I'll walk the line like Johnny Cash No excuses Throw my hands up Just a little bit of joy in this Dixie cup I'm drunk I'm gone You can search this car all you want All you're gonna find is Two tickets to Tim McGraw Red red roses from my man y'all And I'm drunk CHORUS BRIDGE; Got a mountain view inside of my head I woke up on the right side of the bed Coolest song on the radio Friday payday so I ain't broke I love him and he loves me Why do you think I'm buzzing CHORUS OUTRO I'm drunk, crunk Buzzin like a bee Toasted like a bun I'm drunk, bombed Don't need Jameson Don't need rum I swear, I'm fine Ain't nothing wrong with getting high on life I'm drunk