I'm a great wrestler Not a genetic freak Mess with me you get your head kicked Off of your shoulders into next week I'm the smartest I'm the best You show me you got and I'll put it to the test You wanna fight that's fine by me I'll be standin' in the corner sayin' YES YES YES I'm also a Vegan No meat or cheese Unlike you fatties in the audience I can actually bend my knees I'm so healthy I'm the best Letting a family of birds use my beard as a nest This weekend I'm gonna take a nature walk I'll be skippin' through the forest sayin' YES YES YES Screamin' out YES I'm the freshest thing goin' But push me to my limit and my fury starts showin' I'm amazin' at every occasion I raze the competition Leave 'em wishin' they was fired like Maven Man I got a cravin' pa** me a leaf or some berries Before I bury 'em SIX FEET DEEP I'm terror I'll kick your head so hard you're speakin' Spanish Call me Penn and Teller I'll make your career vanish My girlfriend loves me And I appreciate that She's only 95 freakin' pounds Because I make her eat NOTHIN BUT WALNUTS She's so pretty she's the best I let her touch my muscles and she lets me touch her Her parents are totally out of town tonight I'll be touchin' on her b**bies sayin' YES YES YES