Shining Wizado - Kevin Steen: Zoo Enthusiast lyrics

Going to the zoo today To watch the baby monkeys play The penguin tank is all the rage But who's that by the lion cage It's Kevin Steen, Kevin Steen He's a Zoo Enthusiast It's Kevin Steen, Kevin Steen He thinks they are the grooviest He don't need no excuses He just gets in his car and rides He's got a fever and the only prescription IS GOING TO THE ZOO I hear a scream from over yonder So over yonder I do wander And I do spot a troubling sight People running left and right The warden grabs me by the collar And into my face the warden hollers HURRY UP AND RUN YOU STUPID JERK THERE'S A MONKEY ON THE LOOSE AND HE'S GOING BERSERK! But Kevin is already in control He's got the monkey in his sights He laughs in the face of danger and he gives the monkey A PACKAGE PILEDRIVER It's Kevin Steen, Kevin Steen He's a Zoo Enthusiast It's Kevin Steen, Kevin Steen He thinks they are the grooviest Everybody freezes in total suprise And look at Kevin with tears in their eyes They beg him PLEASE SIR WE LOVE YOU YOU MUST STAY AND PROTECT THE ZOO But Kevin just laughs and tells him he must leave For there are other zoos that must be saved BUT BEFORE I GO MY CHILDREN IF YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW MY NAME It's Kevin Steen, Kevin Steen I'm a Zoo Enthusiast Kevin Steen, Kevin Steen I think they are the grooviest