I hate your nickname You're not a one-man rock band You're just a man with a stupid nickname You don't even have a guitar what's with that bro? I hate that you're a ginger I don't even hate gingers in general It's just the fact that you are one Makes me hate you even more than I would if you weren't I hate yooooou HEATH SLATER I hate your stupid finisher I mean a reverse DDT? seriously? You could just not fall and do a dragon sleeper instead Or just say screw it and do a Rock Bottom or something I hate your first name Because it makes me think of Heathcliff And your hair is the same color as Heathcliff I think you should change your gimmick to a talking cat I hate yooooou HEATH SLATER I didn't mean to make you sad I didn't mean to give you fright I hope your sleep is safe and sound While Justin Gabriel holds you in the niiiiiiiiiight