[Intro] Yo! f** the Peanuts gang! I ain't f**in' with you, Charlie! I ain't f**in' with you, Schroeder! I'm f**in' with L i n u s today! Let's goooooooo! [Verse 1] Walk into the liquor store Couldn't get through the front door That made me Loko, about times-Four And got me rushing like a Boar Give me whiskey, give me gin Not by the hairs of my chinny-chin-chin And since you never forgive sin I will have to burn my cattle again Getting lost on vision quest Hair doesn't grow on my young chest It's still a mess under some stress This sheep is finished with its desk Quicker than some bunnies step I'm fly-er than two-hundred jets My bird has fallen into debt, and I Haven't heard from Paula yet Hope he's on vacation, chilling With the fine-a** Haitians Listening to the L i n u s station But remember proper spacing Start to dance, get rid of pants Eat up all your fresh green plants Don't ever lose your stance As you find spiritual balance Eat Oreos, double-stuff Call that a leprechaun's bluff I got movies filled with smut Why the hell is sand so damn rough? A demon took my drive-through order He was like a squad-loiter Now that's just plain absoider Like buying houses in Mordor [Chorus] Roll this game up! Some guy just woke up in my new Bugatti We run amok! My girl tells me she's a Kamikaze Pa** out on rugs! Napping after some faulty pilates That is enough! I swear your Mama makes a mean fugazzi Roll this game up! I found a shower curtain that was smelly We run amok! Get a tattoo of corn-fed on my belly Pa** out on rugs! A sale on scallops at the east-side deli That is enough! f** Snoopy's jam, the beagle's hella jelly [Verse 2] Getting squirrelly just like Sandy Getting angry just like Mandy Where the hell are all my fans Be feeding puppies some damn candy Got a flashlight just in case Please turn the temp up in space Is it vase or is it vase It vanished without a damn trace A square wishes he was a Rubik's It wishes to just be ruthless And i'll tell you the straight truth b**h I think you are just plain stupid Yet you sit on my tall perch I think that witch doctor is cursed The game is on a first place search I hope you all like Sherman Lurch [Chorus] [Bridge] Did you remember the bait? We'll need it for the lake I want to go fishing on boats Let's goooo [Chorus] [Outro: Charlie Brown, Linus, & Sherman Lurch] "I guess you were right, Linus I shouldn't have picked this little tree Everything I do turns into a disaster I guess I really don't know what Christmas is all about ISN'T THERE ANYONE WHO KNOWS WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT?" "Sure, Charlie Brown. I can tell you what Christmas is all about." "IT'S ABOUT SHUTTIN' THE HELL UP!"