Sherman Allan - The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas lyrics

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A Japanese transistor radio On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me Green polka dot pajamas And a Japanese transistor radio It's a Nakashuma On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me A calendar book with the name of my insurance man Green polka dot pajamas and a Japanese transistor radio It's the Mark 4 model - that's the one that's discontinued On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me A simulated alligator wallet A calendar book with the name of my insurance man, Green polka dot pajamas and a Japanese transistor radio And it comes with a leatherette case with holes in it So you can listen right through the case On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be A simulated alligator wallet, a calendar book with the name Of my insurance man, green polka dot pajamas and a Japanese transistor radio And it has a wire with a thing on one end that you can stick In your ear and a thing on the other end you can't stick Anywhere because it's bent On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me A hammered aluminum nutcracker, and all that other stuff And a Japanese transistor radio On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me A pink satin pillow that said "San Diego" with fringe all around it And all that other stuff And a Japanese transistor radio On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me An indoor plastic birdbath All that other stuff And a Japanese transistor radio On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me A pair of teakwood showercloths And a Japanese transistor radio On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me A chromium combination manicure, scissors and cigarette lighter And a Japanese transistor radio On the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me In automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television But not when you get it home And a Japanese transistor radio On the twelfth day of Christmas although it may seem strange On the twelfth day of Christmas I'm going to exchange An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television But not when you get it home A chromium combination manicure, scissors and cigarette lighter A pair of teakwood showercloths An indoor plastic birdbath A pink satin pillow that said "San Diego" with fringe all around it A hammered aluminum nutcracker A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be A simulated alligator wallet A calendar book with the name of my insurance man Green polka dot pajamas AND A JAPANESE TRANSISTOR RADIO MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!