Sherman Allan - The Bronx Bird Watcher lyrics

On a branch of a tree sat a little tomtit, Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow An uncomfortable place for a boidie to sit, Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow So I said to him, "Boidie, why don't you go way?" He said, "Thanks very much, but I'm planning to stay I'm goin' sit on that branch for the rest of the day, Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow" So I said to him, "Boidie, you look so distraught Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow You gonna be glad when you'll see what I brought A pillow, a pillow, a pillow" I said, "Boidie, your pardon I humbly would beg Put this comfortable pillow right under your leg" He said, "Leave me alone while I'm laying an egg Uh willow, tit willow, tit willow" That night by the light of a matzoh ball moon, Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow That boidie was singing the same catchy tune Willow, tit willow, tit willow And I came, and I took him right down from his branch, And I brought him back home to mine split-level ranch, And I said to my wife, "Here's a gift for you, Blanche He sings 'willow, tit willow, tit willow'" Next morning I got up and went to the shop, Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow That tune was so catchy, it just wouldn't stop Willow willow willow titty willow willow willow titty willow willow willow willow That night I said, "Blanche, how's the bird?" She said, "Well, The boid was delicious, it tasted just swell But as I fricaseed him, he gave out a yell 'Oi willow, tit willow, tit willow'"