Sherman Allan - Headaches lyrics

Headaches, headaches Aspirin commercials give me headaches Just when I'm feeling chipper as you please, That's when they show me all my sinus cavities Headaches, headaches Those sponsors don't care how my head aches See that announcer, he looks so fine His head should ache like mine Headaches, headaches Those pounding hammers give me headaches They say it once and then they say again, Oh tension, pressure, pain, oh tension pressure pain Headaches, headaches Those sponsors love it when my head aches Mother, don't hand me those pills from the shelf I'd rather do it myself (Mommy, can't you keep daddy's car out of the driveway?!) Headaches, headaches Those sponsors love it when my head aches There is one remedy that's unsurpa**ed And their commercials give me headaches "fast, fast, fast" Headaches, headaches Aspirin commercials give me headaches Today I swallowed the best cure yet I ate my TV set