Shellac - Be Prepared lyrics

I was born wearing pants Be prepared I was born standing up Be prepared Don't be ashamed You were born unadorned Be prepared I was born embroiled in an argument Be prepared I was born with twenty bucks in my pocket Be prepared Don't be alarmed We mean you no harm Be prepared I was born already tall Be prepared I was born wearing spats and a dickie Be prepared Don't be ashamed You were born unadorned Be prepared Be prepared