Shellac - Dog and Pony Show lyrics

If I could walk I'd be a miner If I could talk I'd be a preacher If I was a preacher Tell you what, I'd save a million souls, even you If I was a miner Tell you what I'd be a damn good one This ain't a record Neither a joke Got us all worked up And left us naked out here in the sun But who could say it's sad? I attach no importance to it Just because of my hand Just because of my shriveled little hand I could be a baseball player Doesn't surprise me now Even though we had a map Took three days to find Local redneck stare Taylor from Pizmo At the dog and pony show