[Verse 1] Hello It's your favorite fellow From the land of the pharaoh The color of Othello Make music for the meadow I should buy me a cello Stringin up a falsetto You can call me Geppetto Oh you ain't get the memo Well this here is my demo I like to keep it mellow But sometimes I might bellow Groovy goofy and screwy Looney loopy and kooky Huey Louie and Dewey Tell Donald I said hello [Hook] This is me Simplicity Positivity Mixed with a little flexibility And a dash of creativity Efficiency Consistency Versatility I thank God for my ability This is me to infinity [Verse 2] And beyond Naysayers can begone We just doin what we want Because there is no respawn One chance to chase your dreams It won't be what it seems Accept it and make a scheme And start swimmin' up the stream Everybody's careers are just flashes Mine is movin more like mola**es My music will be heard by the ma**es I have foresight, I wear gla**es I see groupies showin mad b**bies You know, slim waists and fat booties Backstage throwin that coochie You don't wanna catch that, they got cooties OOWEE! [Hook] This is me Simplicity Positivity Mixed with a little flexibility And a dash of versatility Efficiency Consistency Creativity I thank God for my ability This is me to infinity [Verse 3] And beyond When there's steak at stake I might break a face Can't take a break or make a lake Sleep on me, you might shake awake My time is quite near I can get a Buzz on a light year But for now I'm right here Lo-cal like light beer I'm not lookin around to get hired I had a job, I retired Never went back cause I gave my manager my CD And he told me I was fire(d) I may not be quite like some guys But it dawned on me at sunrise Strange as I may be God's proud that he made me [Hook] This is me Simplicity Positivity Mixed with a little flexibility And a whole lot of creativity Efficiency Consistency Versatility Thank God for my ability This is me to infinity