Oh, Mr. Pleasant, how is Mrs. Pleasant? I hope the world is treating you right And your head's in the air And you're feeling so proud 'Cause you're such a success And the whole wide world is on your side, hey hey How are you today? People say Mr. Pleasant is good Mr. Pleasant is kind Mr. Pleasant's okay Mr. Pleasant don't mind As long as Mr. Pleasant's alright, hey hey How are you today? How's your father, how's your mother? How's your sister, how's your brother? How's your brand, new limousine Twenty-four inch TV screen? Did you like prosperity More than you liked poverty? Life is easier, so much easier Life is easier now Oh, Mr. Pleasant, how is Mrs. Pleasant? Did you know she was flirting around With another young man And he's taking her out When you have to work late? And it's not so pleasant after all, hey hey How are you today? People say Mr. Pleasant is good Mr. Pleasant is kind Mr. Pleasant's okay Mr. Pleasant don't mind As long as Mr. Pleasant's alright, hey hey How are you today? Mr. Pleasant is good Mr. Pleasant is kind Mr. Pleasant's okay