My makeup is dry and it clags on my chin I'm drowning my sorrows in whisky and gin The lion tamer's whip doesn't crack anymore The lions they won't fight and the tigers won't roar La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la So let's all drink to the d**h of a clown Won't someone help me to break up this crown Let's all drink to the d**h of a clown Let's all drink to the d**h of a clown The old fortune teller lies dead on the floor Nobody needs fortunes told anymore The trainer of insects is crouched on his knees And frantically looking for runaway fleas La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Let's all drink to the d**h of a clown So won't someone help me to break up this crown Let's all drink to the d**h of a clown La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Let's all drink to the d**h of a clown La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la