Shel Silverstein - Pirate Captain Jim lyrics

"Walk the plank," says Pirate Jim. "But Captain Jim, I cannot swim." "Then you must steer us through the gale." "But Captain Jim, I cannot sail." "Then down with the galley slaves you go." "But Captain Jim, I cannot row." "Then you must be the pirate's clerk." "But Captain Jim, I cannot work." "Then a pirate captain you must be." "Thank you, Jim," says Captain Me.