Shel Silverstein - You're Always Welcome At Our House lyrics

Well a man came to our house, Our house, our house, A man came to our house to sell some brooms. So we asked him to come in And we hit him with the hammer And we hid him in the closet in my father's room. But you're always welcome at our house Any time of day Yes, you're always welcome at our house And we hope you will stay Then a lady came to our house Our house, our house, A lady came to find out why I wasn't in school. So we asked her to come in And we gave her some poison lemonade And hid her in the freezer where it's nice and cool. But you're always welcome at our house Any time of day Yes, you're always welcome at our house And we hope you will stay Then a kid came into our yard Our yard, our yard, A kid came into our yard to get his ball. So we asked him to come in And we took him in the basement And we sealed him up inside the basement wall. But you're always welcome at our house Any time of day Yes, you're always welcome at our house And we hope you will stay So when you come to our house Our house, our house, When you come to our house we'll have some fun. We'll ask you to come in And we'll take you in the kitchen And we'll put you in the oven until you're done. But you're always welcome at our house Any time of day Yes, you're always welcome at our house And we hope you will stay And we know, you will stay.