Shel Silverstein - Thumbs**er lyrics

Yeah yeah now this song is a warning yes folks a warnin' against the danger A very very economy a social fibre mortal turpitude haha national security And friends the danger is not it is not the long hairs And it is not the warmongers all the squares all the truckusers all the fuss Friends the danger the real danger is thumbs**ers Yes you heard me my friends I think thumbs**er And every time every time you make a peace sign with your fingers And every time you push a door bell And every time you're on highway stick your thumb There's always there in the shadows some dirty sneaky thumbs**er Who will leap out upon you grab your wrist And start to s** your thumb drainin' all your natural thumbjuices And leavin' you hopeless heartless a shakin' quiverin' crawlin' slaverin' Thumbs**in' addict for the rest of your unusual life That's why I ain't gonna let no thumbs**er s** my thumb It'll drive you crazy and leave you deaf and dumb It'll make you crawl and climb the wall and leave you without no thumb at all I ain't gonna let no thumbs**er s** my thumb Met her on a corner in Deluth and that's truth She was tryin' to fix her shoe in a telephone booth her name was Ruth She said she was just waiting for a bus But I hid my thumb cause I knew just what she was Uhh I ain't gonna let no... I'll tell you what them thumbs**ers like to do They s** your thumb till it's wrinkled like a prune They'll say you've got the sweetest thumb of all they say But then they s** the thumb of the guy livin' down the hall That's why I ain't gonna let no... s** my thumb s** my thumb s** my thumb s** my thumb