Shel Silverstein - Paranoid lyrics

Everybody says I'm paranoid they all think I'm crazy They all smile to my face but they'd like to see me die They put poison in my coffee they put ground gla** in my oatmeal They put spiders in my tennis shoes and sh** in my pecan pie It's hard to stop and figure out where did it all begin You see my father wanted a little girl and my mother wanted twins And my grandpa admired Hitler so everything I did was wrong And I'm gonna stop now cause even though you're smilin' I know you hate this song Yeah and I know you're only listenin' cause you don't wanna hurt my feelin's And you're just waitin' for me to leave so you can laugh about my open fly You put the poison in my coffee you put the ground gla** in my oatmeal You put the spiders in my tennis shoes and you sh** in my pecan pie I know don't deny it I know I know I know