Shel Silverstein - One's On The Way lyrics

They say to have her hair done Liz flies all the way to France And Jackie's seen in a discotheque doing a brand new dance And the White House social season should be glittering and gay But here in Topeka the rain is a-falling The faucet is a dripping And the kids are a-bawling One of them is toddling And one is a-crawling And one's on the way I'm glad that Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact And Debbie's out in Vegas, working up a brand new act While the TV's showing Newlyweds a real fun game to play But here in Topeka the screen door's a-banging The coffee's boiling over And the wash needs a hanging One wants a cookie And one wants a changing And one's on the way Now what was I doing? Jimmy get away from there Darn there goes the phone (Spoken) Hello honey What's that you say? You're bringing a few ole Army buddies home? You're calling from a bar? Get away from there! No not you honey I was talkin' to the baby wait a minute honey the door bell Honey could you stop at the market and hello hello well I'll be The girls in New York City, they all march for women's lib And Better Homes and Gardens shows the modern way to live And the pill may change the world tomorrow But meanwhile today Here in Topeka the flies are a-buzzing The dog is a-barking and the floor needs a scrubbing One needs a spanking and one needs a hugging Lord One's on the way Oh gee I hope it ain't twins again