Shel Silverstein - Lemme Be Somethin' lyrics

Now if I can't be your hotdog lemme be your little weiner Baby if I can't be your regular man lemme be your in betweener And if I can't be your human torch lemme be your submariner Well hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin' Yeah If I can't be your Abercrombie Fitch lemme be your five and tener If I can't be your all-the-time lemme be your now-and-thenner And if I can't be your now-and-thenner lemme be your you-tell-me-whenner Mmm hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin' And if I can't be your datenut bread lemme be your soda cracker And if I can't be your boom-a-dee boom lemme be your clickity clacker And if I can't be your seven-course meal lemme be your midnight snacker Yeah baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin' Yeah if I can't be your lovey-dovey lemme be your flirty-flirty And if I can't be your orchestra lemme be your little hurdy gurdy And if I can't be your Mr Clean lemme be your Mr Dirty Oh hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somthin' Hey if I can't be your Sunday man lemme be your Monday action Yeah well if I can't be your big big show lemme be your coming attraction And if I can't be your coming attraction lemme be your momentary satisfaction Yeah well hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin' And if I can't be your bombardier let me be your tail gunner If I can't be your serious love lemme be your just-for-funner And if I can't be your big collision lemme be your hit-and-runner Yeah well hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin'