Shel Silverstein - Goodnight Little Houseplant lyrics

Now you have got to talk to your plants. Now this is a lullaby for people who talk to their plants. Goodnight little house plant asleep on the sill I'll shut the shades so you don't get a chill And tomorrow in the mornin' there'll be breakfast for two We'll have ham and eggs for me and nitrogen for you Goodnight little house plant, tucked in your clay pot Make sure you don't catch Huntington's rot Be careful, little house plant, stay away from them bees You know they may carry a social disease Goodnight little house plant, little house plant goodnight Here's your gla** of water; should I leave on a light? Tomorrow we'll talk of the things that we did I love you little house plant; who needs women and kids?