Shel Silverstein - Be My Friend Tonight lyrics

I threw a party. Nobody came I bought all the tickets. They cancelled the game I give you my picture. It didn't fit your frame Be my friend tonight Be my friend tonight. Be my friend tonight I'll sleep on the couch. You can leave on that light Well, I won't do nothing wrong till you say it's right Come on Honey, be my friend tonight Now you bring the gla**es and I'll bring the wine I'll rub your shoulders just like they were mine I won't make no pa**es till it's pa**ing time If you're only gonna be my buddy tonight Be my friend tonight. Be my friend tonight I'll sleep on the couch. You can leave on that light Well, I won't do nothing wrong till you say it's right Come on Darling, be my friend tonight Well, I'll mind my manners. My P's and Q's I won't give you nothing that you can't use I'll whip out that old guitar and sing you the blues Be my friend tonight Be my friend tonight. Be my friend tonight I'll sleep on the couch. You can leave on that light Well, I won't do nothing wrong till you say it's right Come on Honey, be my friend tonight Be my friend tonight. Be my friend tonight I'll sleep on the couch. You can leave on that light Well, I won't do nothing wrong till you say it's right Come on Darling, be my friend tonight Oh, come on Honey, be my friend tonight Please, be my friend tonight