You don't have to send me flowers like you used to do You don't have to buy me candy, I'll still be your fool All I ask is for a little decency and cla** Next time wipe the lipstick off your collar You don't have to take me dancing, our backyard will do We don't have to eat to fancy, hamburgers are cool I don't care if you stay out until the break of dawn Next time wipe the lipstick off your collar Can't you understand, I want a true love man? Can't you comprehend, I want a lover, not a friend? I don't care for sugar-coated flattery, French kiss will suffice Blame our s** on your run-down battery, holding you is nice I know when you're lying, baby, there's no need to scream There's no need to shout Next time wipe the lipstick off your collar If you weren't so tired, baby, we'd be on the floor We'd be makin' love right now, ooh Next time wipe the lipstick off your collar