Today I promise I'll never love you again I swear I'll care as little as I can 'Cause I've become accustomed to wearin' nothin' But pink nail polish on my left hand So many valuable lessons I learned from you Like forgiveness and breakin' hearts too Now that you're a goner in your honor More of the silence is the least I can do Cut the lines Blow up a few bridges Trim the fat Trim the gra** Clean out the fridge Then sweep up the mess Put on my Sunday best And burn down the house Burn down the house Toss an easy stride into this dance I call life And Burrrn, yeah I never did like your fantasy football friends I'll never have to watch Caddyshack again I finally started cookin' and if you're lookin' I'm walkin' my new dog in front of my new house Got a new job and the money's come in See you need a new man and a world and a new life Nothing's quite as right as a girl on the mend Cut the lines Blow up a few bridges Trim the fat Trim the gra** Clean out the fridge Then sweep up the mess Put on my Sunday best And burn down the house Burn down the house Toss an easy stride into this dance I call life And Burn Yeah, yeah Oh, whoa, whoa Tearin' down old walls Puttin' up new ones Have a little fun it's wreckin' ball night Gotta little itchin' to get down in the kitchen With my tall drink of water and some dynamite Cut the lines Blow up a few bridges Trim the fat Trim the gra** Clean out the fridge Then sweep up the mess Put on my Sunday best And burn down the house Burn down the house Toss an easy stride into this dance I call life And burn, burn, burn Baby, burn Ah, burn it up, yeah Don't know burn, burn Burn it, burn it, burn it up