[Intro] Man I'm just sitting here f**ing watching "Whose Line Is It Anyway," I ain't even... ...Rap? Alright [Verse 1: Rob Weezus] Don't you know I'm hanging with the quizzical bizzacles? You can take this sh** to court b**h, don't you know it's admissible? And I like all the b**hes whose nipples is twistable, lickable So you better get back before this gets physical So let's cut the umbilical and I'll make this sh** musical But before this gets trivial make it un-imitatable These lines are f**ing scripture, you could even say they're biblical And my lock screen is my picture, don't you know I'm egotistical? Apparent psychology makes me a non-parent prodigy So I guess that my philosophy is selling these commodities To every f**ing kid who thinks that they're an oddity Who hates on themselves constantly, and also smokes that brocolli Haters know I'm awesome and their future is bleak Seein me outside their moms room as I'm trying to sneak Just trying to be quiet, this is no attempted riot She just wanted some of that Weezus liquid diet Give me a witness to just admire your fitness When there really ain't no denying this here b**h's tight-lippedness But surely enough it can not as quite as tight as I spit this Cause I'm so hot I'm on fire and I'm burning your business But i'm so off I'm a prophet who be stealing your profits Just to show you're not messing with another modest novice Promise to be honest just as long as you are topless Irregardless I am jobless, but still got bills inside my wallets Don't you know there is no reason taking shots at this? I'll be at the show teasing like "Haha you missed!" Don't you know I'm the reason that yo girls not around? Dropped ABC, she meets me downtown You find me insatiable cause I make it relatable So that when you see the merch you'll buy yourself a tableful Weezus blowing up, yeah my levels unsustainable, clutch Gotta end it goofy so I say [Outro]