Verse 1 Bang that book with the card game on the board! You took my planner! Stop making scary noises! Get to one! The Vietnam War pointing to me... Oh, I didn't write anything on the board You're so dirty... Army, Navy, Marines, MINDLESS MURDER! Oh sing about that cla**ical music that turns me on, ohhh yeah Next year I will get these people out of my brain, they are annoying me! Oh no! When I went to Nam, I listened to cla**ical music all the freaking day! OHHHHHH yeah! Buuke was at my side calling me a pony because I pranced along the jungle like a pretty little pony Hook Can I dance with you? No I'm too much of an alligator and I will eat your brains Oh happy birthday Help me my brain is telling me to eat your brains FALLEN ANGLES! Bridge La la la la la wo wo wow wow wowowowowowowowow Not my pencil Wave them books in my direction and I will shove them into the toilet bowl! Hook X2