Shawn Mullins - Pre-Apocalyptic Blues lyrics

You can read it in the paper Or watch it on the news Everybody's got the pre-apocalyptic blues You better be ready when the sh** goes down You better head on down to Costco Get you a bucket full of rice and beans A year's supply of 2-ply for your composting latrines So you'll be ready when the sh** goes down Don't hesitate don't procrastinate Or you'll all be running scared There ain't no second chances for brave or impaired Did you know there's a couple of commies' hiding underneath your bed And the zombies gonna eat up all the brains in your head I got a Rambo knife with a compa** And ballistic bug out bag Got a AK47 'bout a hundred Dexter Mags Gonna be ready when the sh** goes down You know what I'm talking about Isis and Al-Qaeda About a billion red Chinese You say you ain't worried and I say honky please You better be ready when the sh** goes down By my Jacuzzi there's an Uzi and an RPG Got a stinger missile mounted on my SUV They won't get to me no matter who they are I got land mines buried all over my yard 'Cause I read it in the paper I watched it on the news And now I've got the pre-apocalyptic blues I'm gonna be ready when the sh** goes down Well you be ready when the sh** goes down