Shawn Lov - Turn Back Time lyrics

[Shawn Lov] What would you do if you could turn back time? If I could turn back time... If I could turn back time I'd draw a firm black line Between me and you, draw up a plan and execute it You want to battle me, then bet your pub on it I'll buy your whack album just so I can f**ing dub on it Then ask you what you do if you could turn back the clock Would you go to drastic measures just to earn back your spot? I burn rappers like lighter fluid No respect or leeway for the new kid I break it down to whose delivery was too low And now you need to work on your acoustics Who's your manager, where's your single, who juiced it? You must've had him on the payroll That will never happen like Nicolas Cage with a gun playing in a gay role If you turn back time, would you erase your name? And put a life of clarity and truth in place of fame? Would you drop the ice grill? Apologize to me for flexin' on me and admit that Hip-Hop wasn't your right field You should of tried accounting, so you could count the times That I rolled up on your weak set, smoked you and your rhymes Honestly, I don't have a gun, but I'm dumb Dumb enough to walk up to someone who has one and call him son Dumb enough to go to 1992 And tell Big Daddy Kane and Kool G. Rap that they was through, wouldn't you? If I could turn back time I'd cop a hot one Roll it in a Cuban, find Bob Marley, and blow his a** a shotgun Then I'd go to '83 before Run DMC exploded Drop "s**er MCs" and tell the world that I wrote it Go to '91, I'd find Meth, challenge him May the rapper who takes the most hits off this chalice win And just in time I'd make the segment worse I'd find Lauryn Hill when she was only 17 and get her pregnant first I'd stick up EPMD at gunpoint Tell them both your solo careers won't work, don't even bother droppin' one joint I'd go to '93 and find Puff Daddy's place Steal all his 80's records and shoot him in the face Then I'd find Biggie Smalls, sit him down, and say "I gotta warn ya" "Whatever you do, keep your big black a** outta California" When I'm done, I'll hop in my car, go to Compton Stop at Easy E's and drop him off a box of condoms Look for Suge Knight's whip, unlock the door So I could take the bullet for 2Pac Shakur If could turn back the hands of time I'd beg God please Make me black so I could buy the new CD by the Fugees I'd beat up Ricky Ricardo, f** Lucy Walk into the nearest go-go bar then I'd shoplift the pootie I'd tell Marilyn Monroe she was a hoochie Find Bel Biv DeVoe so I could make a cameo in a video for Do Me I'd look for OJ Simpson, buy a camera, tail him Video tape him murdering Nicole then blackmail him Make my girl take a broom to the Witch Trials in Salem Be Bill Clinton's 12th grade teacher just so I could fail him Then I'd rape Anita Hill Tell her calm down, I'm not Long Dong Silver, my penis' name is Peter, CHILL! If I could turn back time I'd be a Backstreet Boy, in my ride, shiftin' gears Gettin' head from Britney Spears for fifty years If I could turn back the clock I'd be bleedin' with papes With every chick from En Vogue feeding me grapes Defend my castle without the hint of a ha**le bu*tf**in' up emcees till the stage smells like somebody's a**hole If I could press rewind I'd go to 1969 Find Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix Take 'em to a rave and feed 'em thirty hits of ecstasy a piece And they be like "Damn Shawn Lov, this is some next sh**" I'd fight cancer and AIDS with my bare hands Bring nuclear weapons to the Native Americans so they could fight for their land I'd stick Joan of Arc in the sh**ter Bring Canibus to an open mic night in the 1940's so he could battle Hitler I'd stick JFK and Malcolm X in a space-pod Like y'all better get outta' Dodge and worry later about your race, god Find Michael Jackson, beg his pardon Forget pop music, did you ever consider teaching kindergarten? I'd smash racism and hate, take Audrey Hepburn on a date Go to the spot where I was born and show up late If I could go back, I'd be a rock-star Cuttin' silence with a razor-blade, smoking with rock-jaw in a locked car Go to a gay community and open up a co*k bar Go to high school with Bill Gates, tell him "Try crack, it feels great" I'd go to '85 and bring Windows 98 Look for Helen Keller and ask her a** out on a blind date You know what I'm sayin'? If I could turn back time