Shawn Lov - The 10 Mack Commandments lyrics

(Shawn Lov talking) Ha Ha Ha what's up? This is the lord of the living room in the house And I dedicate this song to all the Herbs and Stanleys in the world (Chorus) It's the 10 Mack Commandments The 10 Mack Commandments It's the 10 Mack Commandments Yo, my name is Shawn Lov and I prefer to date honeys From eighteen all the way to late twenties If your game is weak or you have bad luck Going through a dry spell or just plain stuck Don't get your jockeys all up in a bunch I know you're a loser but I got a hunch That with this list I made and a pat on the back You'll be coppin' phone numbers in no time flat One - Spend time out in the sun Without a tan you can't be the man See chicks don't dig a guy who's so damn pale He looks like he spent a year locked under a jail Two - Keep your mouth closed when you chew There's nothin' more rude than displayin' your food Three - Approach every lady you see Don't a**ume that there's better if you haven't even met her Even if she's wearing' a soiled maroon sweater She could be a queen in disguise and I'mma get her Four - Pour, then order some more Till she's so drunk she could fall on the floor Don't even try to score but next time you date her Point out the fact you didn't take advantage of her later Five - Lie, make up stories You made a cameo in 'License To Drive' And later on did a line in a bar with both Coreys Six - Never talk about other chicks Seven - Call yourself Robert, or Kevin or Jake Any name just as long as it's fake Nothin' works better than givin' her an alias Instead of gettin' hara**ed by a woman who you barely kissed Eight - Get a** on the third date Waste anymore time and she isn't a dime You might as well just propose and go hunt for food While she's pregnant, gathering food and sewing your clothes Nine - Only drink wine If you must have a beer make sure it's imported If not she'll think your broke a** just couldn't afford it Ten - Always carry a pen You'll never know when you'll bump into anybody again And not to be a cynic, but I've met some of the hottest women in my life Waitin' on line at the clinic Now, it's time to go. Good luck scoopin' This is a pact gentlemen, tell me who's in Get it together, don't act like you know me If you look like you got your haircut with a Flowbee If you're still confused about what a Pro be I got the number of somebody that your a** can go see (Chorus) It's the 10 Mack Commandments It's the 10 Mack Commandments It's the 10 Mack Commandments