Sharon Wheatley - On the Bus lyrics

[BEULAH] (spoken) Climb aboard! [OZ] (spoken) Hop right in, me ducky. [BEULAH] Let's get you where you're going. [OZ] You've all seen the airport It used to be the biggest airport in North America Planes used to stop here to gas up from everywhere [BEULAH] Ooh! Frank Sinatra, Albert Einstein [OZ] Muhammed Ali [BOTH] The Queen [OZ] Then they invented jet planes that can get across the ocean on one tank [BEULAH] So there's no need to refuel anymore. [OZ] Leaving us with this giant airport! [BEULAH] Now there's the reason I drive slow [OZ] That there in the middle of the road? [BOTH] Ya. That's a moose [BEULAH] She'll move when she's good and ready [NICK] Mind if I sit here? [DIANE] Oh, hello Nick I thought we lost you [NICK] No, I just needed to get an emergency prescription filled Nothing serious, it's not like: "Oh my god, he's off his medication!" I'll stop talking now [DIANE] It's fine [NICK] Any news yet about your husband who was flying today? [DIANE] No Do you mind if we just don't talk about that? I haven't been able to get to a phone [NICK] I'm sorry I'll help you find a phone as soon as we get... Wherever we're going