Sharon Needles - This Club Is A Haunted House lyrics

Once upon a time there was a little dead girl Dug up from the corn fields of Newton, Iowa She was discovered by a much more Gorgeous, blacker, beautiful, famous drag queen And her career took off Oh Lord, I've created a monster You betta burn witch Get possessed by the DJ You'll scream like Linda Blair Pick up a trick or treat and Come to the party tonightmare You grab a drink drink I'll grab a knife knife This is the end of the rest of your life life You grab a drink drink I'll grab a knife knife This is the end of the rest of your life life This club woah It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house This club woah It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house This club woah It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house This club woah It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house Is that a monster in your pocket Or are you just happy to see me We'll make you tingle like William Castle T.G.I.F. the 13th You grab a drink drink I'll grab a knife knife This is the end of the rest of your life life You grab a drink drink I'll grab a knife knife This is the end of the rest of your life life This club woah It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house This club woah It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house This club woah It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house This club woah It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house Demons on the dance floor I've tasted blood and I want more Demons on the dance floor I've tasted blood and I want more more And I want more more And I want more more Boo I scared you This club woah It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house This club woah It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house This club woah It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house This club woah It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house